They have been drinking quite heavily and one goes to take a piss in the bush.
A few minutes later he hears a scream and his mate comes back holding his penis.
"Fuck mate, i went to take a piss and pissed right down the hole of an eastern brown snake, he flew out and bit me right on the dick!"
His friend wasting no time pulled out his phone and dialed emergency services.
"Hello, i need an ambulance my mates been bit by a brown snake"
The operator replies "okay sir stay calm an ambulance is on the way but it may be a few hours before it get there, what you need to do is isolate the wound, place pressure on where he's been bitten, then you need to suck out the venom, if you don't this your friend will die in 30 minutes"
He hangs up the phone and looks at his mate
"What did he say?!?" His mate asks frantically
"He said your gonna die in 30 minutes."
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
HumorLooking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place! Part 4..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 3 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha...
