Mr Goldman & his nagging wife of 30 years once went on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. Through out the plane ride, down to the taxi ride to the hotel she nagged him persistently.
While in bed , the nagging continued. The next day Mr Goldberg woke up to discover his wife had died peacefully in her sleep.
On contacting the funeral home, he was given two options. Bury his wife in Jerusalem at the rate of $150 or ship her back to the US at $5000. He opted to return the corpse to the US.
The funeral home attendant pleaded repeatedly to bury Mrs Goldberg in Jerusalem but Mr Goldberg was adamant.
After a lot of back & forth between Mr Goldberg and the attendant, Mr Goldberg said in exasperation: "I once heard of a man whom died in Jerusalem 2 millenniums ago and rose some days later. I'm not taking that chance with this one."
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