Walking together through a wintry forest when they come upon a tiny leprechaun, shivering in the cold. The leprechaun asks the rangers for help escaping the snowy forest, and tells them that whoever can come up with the best and kindest way to transport him out of the forest, will be granted his pot of gold.
The first ranger offers him a limousine. "You will be in the lap of luxury as you are driven out of the forest." The leprechaun replied, "But a limousine would never make it through the dense forest - it would never work."
The second ranger offered him a horse drawn carriage. "What is more quaint and romantic than being carried by horses out of the cold and where you need to go?" The Leprechaun replied, "But the ride will be incredibly bumpy. I'll still be cold the entire trip and who knows if the horses could even survive such a trek! I'm sorry but this simply won't work either."
The third ranger thought for a moment and then said, "I will provide you with a tank. This will not only keep you out of the cold, but the tank can bulldoze it's way through the forest easily and quickly."
"This is perfect! What a perfect and kind way to get me out of here! Surely yours is the pot of gold.
Tanks for the cold, kindest ranger!"
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
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