She tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
"Why in the world would you need cyanide??" He asks.
The woman explains that she needs it to kill her husband.
The pharmacists eyes get big-- "Good Lord!! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! It's against the law! I will lose my license and they will throw us both in jail! Just leave and forget you ever came in here before I call the police!"
The woman then reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looks at the pictures and says-- "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
HumorLooking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place! Part 4..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 3 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha...
