Justin and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming hiking trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name-calling, Justin headed home frustrated.
The following week when Justin's friends arrived at the meeting spot, they were shocked to see Justin. He was standing, smoking a cigar, smiling ear to ear and his camping bag resting on his knees.
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Justin?"
"I didn't have to," Justin replied.
"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go hiking. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!' When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee, and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want,' So, here I am!"
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
HumorLooking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place! Part 4..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 3 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha...
