One Day Three Frogs Were Out On The Piss

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One drink turned into five which turned into too many, and the next thing you know the 3 frogs are messing about in a public fountain. The police are called and they're arrested.

Down at the police station, the frogs are taken in one by one for questioning. The first frog is called into the room and the detective starts asking questions. "What's your name?" The frog replies "my name is Frog". The detective then asks what happens. "So me and my mates were out on the town, we got a little bit too drunk and the next thing you know, we're blowing bubbles in the fountain!". The detective sees nothing wrong with this and, wondering why this is necessary in the first place, calls in the second frog.

What's your name? My name is Frog Frog. Right, tell me what happened. "Me and my mates were out on the piss, got a bit drunk and we ended up blowing bubbles in the fountain!" At this point the detective lets the second frog go, and is scratching his head as to why the frogs are being interviewed in the first place. He pulls the third frog in for questioning.

"Don't tell me your name, I think I can guess for myself - it's Frog Frog Frog, right?" The third frog replies "nah mate, my name is Bubbles"

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