A man Buys A Pig

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From a farmer but when he was paying for the pig he dropped a load of notes and the pig quickly gobbled them up, so the man takes the pig to a bar and buys a shot of whiskey and forces the pig to drink it then kicks him up the arse and he coughs up a 20 euro note he repeats this multiple times each time the pig coughs up a note another customer was watching this and offered him 500 euros for the pig and the next day in the paper was a headline "Drunken pig kicked to death"

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