The first said: "You know, the wind currents here in New York are so strong that you could step off the edge of this building and literally float in mid-air due to the upward thrust of the thermal air current"
"You're crazy", said the second guy.
"You don't believe me?", said the first. "Watch this"
And with that, the first guy stepped off the edge of Empire State Building, floated around in mid-air for 30 seconds and returned safely to the roof.
"That was amazing", said the second guy. "I've got to try that."
And so the second guy stepped off the roof. But instead of floating, he dropped like a stone to the street more than 1000 feet below. Seeing this, the third guy, who remained silent until then, turned to the first guy and said: "You know something, there are times when you can be a real asshole, Superman."
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
HumorLooking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place! Part 4..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 3 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha...
