Book Of Ha Ha 4

So It's A Friday Afternoon

And a man comes home from work early, he catches his wife in bed with another man.

In a fit of rage he pulls out his 45 and shoots them both dead.

He soon calms down and is overcome with grief. He immediately drives himself to the police office to turn himself in.

The next day when his best friends visits him in his cell he breaks down. "I can't believe what I've done. I feel terrible."

His buddy looks at him and says "hey man, I know things look bad now but they could always be worse."

"What the hell are you talking about, man? Two people are dead, I might get the electric chair! My life's over" he lamented.

"Yeah that's all true, but things could still be worse."

"Why are you tormenting my like this?"

"Well," his friend began, "had you come home the day before you'd have gotten me too!"