A man and his wife are growing older, and the doctor tells them their memory isn't that great. He tells them they should start writing things down to remember better. At home, the wife asks for a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. She tells her husband to write it down, to which he responds that he can remember. She then asks for crushed nuts on top, and again insists that he should write it down. The husband, again, says he can remember. The wife then asks for a cherry on top, and insists the husband writes it down. The husband says "No, I'll remember. Ice cream with whipped cream, crushed nuts, and a cherry." The wife says "OK" and the husband goes to get her her ice cream. A few minutes later, he appears from the kitchen with scrambled eggs and bacon. The wife looks at the plate in disbelief before asking "Where's the toast?"
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
HumorLooking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place! Part 4..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 3 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha...
