When the wife decides that she had enough and goes inside to take a shower. The man, still doing yard work, realizes that he can't find the rake and gets her attention through the bathroom window.
He cups his hands around his mouth and yells "I NEED THE RAKE!" The wife shrugs her shoulders, gesturing that she can't understand. The man pauses for a moment to think about how to make his message clear. First, he points to his eye, then points to his knee, and then makes a raking motion.
The wife sees and nods her head that she understands and makes her reply. First, she points to her eye, then points to her left breast, then points to her butt, then finally, points to her crotch.
There's no way the man was figuring that one out, so after a few minutes of searching for the rake, he finally goes inside to confront his wife. "What the hell was that all about? I told you I needed the rake!"
The wife replies while making her gestures: "I left it behind the bush."
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
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