Cops walks over:
Cop: Sir, you know how fast you were going?
Man: I have no idea officer, just paying attention to the road, I guess.
Wife: Bullshit! You were going 90! I told you to slow down! Slow down! But noooooo!!
Man (quietly): shut the fuck up
Cop: I notice your seat belt is not on either
Man: I was just reaching in my pocket to get my license and registration out, had to unbuckle to get it.
Wife: LIAR! I told you, buckle up! Make that "ding ding ding" annoyance stop. For miles!!!
Man (louder now): Bitch, Shut the fuck up!
Cop: I also notice one of your headlights is out.
Man: Oh? Jeez. Must have just happened - did not even know!
Wife: Again, with your lying! How many times did I tell you to fix it? Hm??
Man (LOUD): SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. CUNT!!!!
Cop walks over to woman's side, leans down: Ma'am, I have to ask - does he always talk to you like that?
Wife: Oh no, officer. Only when he's drunk.
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
HumorLooking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place! Part 4..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 3 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha...
