Extra extra (Short side stories 3)

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1. "Oops, hehe"

Gakushū stared at the burning building with a twitching eye. Fire fighters were doing their best to put out the fire and save more of their property but it was too late.

Behind him, his husband Karma, was carrying their five year old son Youta in his arms. That smart bastard, he knows he won't be able to land a hit on him if he's using their son as a human shield.

"So" he started, his back still facing them. "Karma....can you explain to me what is this?" He pointed at their house, that is currently slowly burning to the ground.

"Youta wanted to cook dinner for us" Karma nervously explained, scratching his cheek.

Gakushū turned his glare to his son.

Youta blinked at him, his half yellow and violet eyes staring innocently. "Oops, hehe" Youta nervously laughed. "S-sorry papa"

"Oops? This isn't oops" Gakushū said dryly. "This is the definition of, you fucked up and will be grounded for the entire month, both of you " the strawberry blonde took out his phone to look for a new house to buy. Again.

"Grounded for a month?!" Karma and Youta looked at Gakushū as if he was a scary monster "You beast!" Karma hugged his son tightly. "Don't worry baby! Daddy will protect you!"

"I can always make it six months"

"A month is great! Perfect! It's fair! So Gakushū/papa have you found us a new house to move into?" The red head and strawberry-blonde-red-head hugged the angry strawberry blonde man affectionately.

"Let's just eat at our favorite restaurant Shū!"

"Yea papa! We haven't been there in forever!" Youta agreed.

Gakushū sent his husband and son a bone chilling glare.

"I bought us a new house and it is already completed with furniture, the only thing we need are new clothes. So we will go to our new house, sleep without eating dinner. And tomorrow I will drop Youta to school while you, Karma, will stay at home. For the rest of the month I will be the one cooking food and you will eat without complaints"

"H-hai, anata/papa" Karma and Youta stuttered.

"Great!" Like a switch has been turned off, Gakushū's furious, choking killer intent disappeared and was replaced with the loving husband and father Karma and Youta knew him to be.

Well, Karma and Youta learned their lessons.

The entire month Gakushū only cooked nothing but vegetables and tasteless salads. Karma got deprived of sex, and Youta's video games were hidden. Gakushū even contacted Youta's school and gave them strict, specific instructions to only give Youta moldy vegetables, and porridge for lunch, while the rest of the school got to enjoy meat.

2. It's not water

"Hey Karma, Can I have some of your water?" Gakushū asked, reaching for Karma's bottle.

"It's not water" Karma said.

"Vodka, can I have some of your vodka-"

"It's vinegar" Karma said.

"What?" Gakushū looked at the red head in disbelief.

"It's vinegar" Karma said, taking a gulp of the bottle that has vinegar written on it.

"What the fuc-"

3. Youta's drawings

"Daddy! Look at my drawing!" Youta came running into the living room, clutching a sheet of paper. "I worked on it, really hard" he showed his parents his drawing of Karma.

"Youta-chan this is amazing!" Karma praised, admiring his son's art work. "Wow, truly remarkable Youta" Gakushū complimented. "But, where is papa? Hm?"

Youta took out a folded piece of paper from his pocket and unfolded it. "Here" he said in a deadpanned voice, showing Gakushū a stickman with pink hair. There was "strawberry blonde" written on the side of the stickman's pink hair, and had "Papa" written in big bold letters.

"I also drew you and papa together!" Youta added.

Hope sparked in Gakushū, and he and his husband waited for Youta to show them his drawing of them together.

"Wow! Youta-chan, I'm raising a little artist" Karma kissed Youta's cheek. "But, where's your papa?"

"Here" Youta pointed at the corner of the paper.

Karma and Gakushū squinted their eyes to see the tiny drawing of Gakushū. Finally, the strawberry blonde lost it, and he picked up his son("Hey! Put me down! I said put me down!") went to his room, and tossed him on the bed. "Nap time!" Gakushū barked, before slamming the door shut.

Youta rolled his eyes and stuck his tongue out at the door. Before reaching for his breast pocket and fished out a neatly folded piece of paper. He unfolded it, and admired his drawing.

It was a beautiful, carefully made, drawing of his papa. "Making papa jealous is fun" Youta giggled, before folding the paper and putting it back in his breast pocket, close to his heart, laid still in bed, and closed his eyes to sleep

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