or alternatively Melatonin is a joke
or brought to you by id take espresso at this point
or or brought to you by Sun & Eclipse vibin' while I suffer
*The rest of team RWBEY walk in to find Eclipse dancing alone in the dorm*
Eclipse: No, no don't touch me there. This is my no no square. No, no don't touch me there. My-
Ruby starts laughing as Yang tries not to
Eclipse: What're you doing here guys?
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Weiss, looking at Neptune: Oh my god, look at that face
Eclipse, with a smile on her face: If you're feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place
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Blake: How do I get my crush... to ask me out?
Weiss: You know how everyone always says be yourself? *Blake nods* Well don't do that
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Jaune: Love me, love me~ Say that YOu lOvE MeE
Ren: I am so scared
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*for context - Neptune & Sun invited Eclipse to go undercover with them as junior detectives and while Eclipse doesn't like Neptune she & Sun are friends so yeah*
Eclipse, comes out dressed like she's going to the club or some shit: I'm ready boys! *posing*
Sun, laughing: What the f-ck are you wearing?
Neptune: We said be tactical, dude. This is not tactical!
Eclipse, rolling her eyes: Respect the drip. Karen.
Sun on the floor laughing his ass off
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Eclipse: Guess who's coming to give you kisses
Weiss: nO
Eclipse: who's going to give you kisses? *bends down hugging Weiss from behind as she kisses her temple*
Weiss, slightly blushing: get off me-
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Eclipse: Neko, Neko, need to go kill myself
Weiss, playing along for once: But Eclipse, I thought we had something together
Blake, just trying to read: I swear to god if you two dont stop that, im gonna break your Neko, Neko, kneecaps
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Weiss, singing: But you've got it all~ Believe it~ Tsamina mina-
Ruby interrupting: Eh, eh
Weiss: Waka, waka-
Yang: I'm gay!
Weiss: Tsamina, mina, zangalewa-
Eclipse, hugging her knees: I have crippling depression
...
Weiss, continuing anyways: Tsamina, mina-
Ruby & Nora: Eh, eh
Weiss: Waka, waka-
Yang, now holding Eclipse's flag: I'm gay!
Weiss, scared of what comes next: Tsamina, mina, zangalewa-
Eclipse, one of her many knives in hand: What a lovely day!
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Apartment AU
*Lights go out while Weiss and Blake are in the living room reading*
Weiss: Yang, you didn't f-cking pay the power bill! Are you serious?!
Eclipse, strums her guitar: When your lights don't work like they used-
Weiss: Eclipse shut the f-
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Electronics store
Jaune: Uh, so I can't login I've tried everything
The employee: You don't know your password?
Jaune: Well- no
The employee (who I'll name Janna): The new one is too short, what'd you put in?
*Sun and Neptune, who know what he put in, in the back laughing quietly as Eclipse catches on and starts snickering*
Jaune: ...my d----
*Janna, Neptune, Sun and Eclipse bust out laughing*
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Yang, looking over Ruby's shoulder: Yo you playing Minecraft? I like ya cut g *slaps ruby's head*
*cue inhuman screech from our favorite cookie loving scythe wielder*
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Yang: Open the door Blake
Blake, who locked herself in the bathroom to avoid human interaction: NO!
Yang, hair and eyes blazing: You locking doors Blake?! *breaks down the door* You locking doors Blake?!
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Sun: Can't wake up!
Eclipse: Wake me up inside!
Sun: Can't wake up!
Eclipse: Wake me up inside!
Neptune running from Yang in the background: SAVE ME!
ok im supposed to be getting up for school but I never went to sleep so... wish me luck
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The Grimm Huntress
FanfictionWhile Ozpin fought against Salem, immortal and using other people as his tools, the brother gods watched disgusted. One of them decided to give his powers to a child. A child he was sure would be different than Ozpin even after learning the truth. A...
