Eclipse: Does anyone know what a hyperbole is? *Weiss, Yang, Blake, and Team JNPR raise their hands* No? Nobody? Ok
She stands up and yells to Team CRDN: Cardin! Your forehead's bigger than the f*cking sky!
Cardin: Excuse me?!
Eclipse: SEE? SEE? That was a hyperbole. That was a hyperbole. Because I'm not saying that Cardin's massive forehead-
Cardin: WHAT?!
Eclipse: -is actually bigger than the sky. No, I'm just saying it's pretty fucking big.
__
Weiss: What if the reason we can't walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us
Blake: What if they're protecting us though? What if they know the other side of the mirror is painful and horrifying and they're protecting us from it?
Weiss: We must be on the wrong side of the mirror then.
Blake: Maybe we're the reflections-
Eclipse: I swear to god if you two don't SHUT THE FUCK UP
__
Ruby: I never know whether to use "farther" or "further"
Blake: Farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance
Eclipse: Father is for emotional distance
Yang: nO-
Weiss: No, no she's got a point
__
College AU
Weiss: I'm not going to accept that it's called a Happy Meal! 'Cause you know what's gonna happen?
Eclipse: ...
Weiss: It's going to pass right through me and I'm going to be just as angry at the world as I was before.
Eclipse: (thinking) Third time today I've had to deal with someone yelling at me
Weiss: So I don't want a happy meal. And it shouldn't be called a happy meal! GOT IT?!
Blake (from the backseat): Could I have a burger and fries?
Employee: ...Ma'am this is Nacho Bell
__
Highschool AU Bullshit (cuz it's my favorite)
Random Girl: Pacific, Specific. What's the difference?!
Blake: One of them's an ocean-
Random Girl: *dead serious* One of them's an ocean?!
__
Cardin: Maybe you should tell your freaky eyed friend that she should watch her mouth
Blake: Bold words from someone I could kill with a spoon
__
Weiss: There is no reason you could give me that is good enough reason to drink a sandwich
__
Eclipse: If I had a piece of ham I would slap you with it
__
Eclipse: If a university burns down everyone graduates with a bachelors degree. *grabs Weiss & Blake's hands* Let's make sure we all go to the same university
Blake: I'll burn it down
__
Weiss: Why'd you throw your book bag at me?!
Eclipse: You wouldn't let me jump from the second floor window!
Weiss: I'm sorry for caring about your life!
__
In Walmart for a late night chip run
Ruby: *minding her own business looking for tortilla chips*
Ruby: *finds the tortilla chips*
Weiss *to Eclipse*: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, ECLIPSE.
__
Blake: Fall in love with your problems, maybe they'll leave you too.
Eclipse: I-
...
Weiss: No- Eclipse! Don't cry! *goes and hugs the bitch crying in the corner* it's okay...
__
And Now Some Holiday Apartment AU Cuz I'm Late For Christmas Stuff
Weiss: Will you stop eating the popcorn? It's supposed to go on the tree!
Eclipse: ...but im hungry
__
Blake: How much eggnog have you had so far?
Weiss: A f-few glassesss why?
Blake: Because I'm pretty sure it's spiked
__
Blake: My mom got me those ornaments! Stop breaking them!
Eclipse: It's not like I'm trying to break them!
__
Weiss: We're not going to have anything to build the house with if you keep eating all the gingerbread
Eclipse: I don't like gingerbread. Blake's the one eating them
__
Eclipse: You're making a mess
Weiss: Shut up and pass me the tape
Eclipse: There's more tape on that present than wrapping paper
__
Weiss: Why doesn't our place look like that?
Blake: Do you know how high our electricity bill would be? Christmas lights are expensive
__
Weiss: Are you sure that your family can eat that many cookies?
Blake: What? No, these are for us
__
Weiss: You know the idea of Santa Clause is pretty messed up. It's a fat man who breaks into your house with presents made by tiny people who know if you're bad or good. How do they know?
Eclipse (wearing a Christmas sweater dress and Santa hat): You're ruining Christmas for me. Stop.
Blake (also dressed for the holidays): Can we just have one time of the year where you don't share your conspiracy theories with us
YOU ARE READING
The Grimm Huntress
FanfictionWhile Ozpin fought against Salem, immortal and using other people as his tools, the brother gods watched disgusted. One of them decided to give his powers to a child. A child he was sure would be different than Ozpin even after learning the truth. A...
