Keeping up with Team RWBEY

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Weiss: Your hair doesn't go with your outfit. You're kinda Halloween-y

Yang: What the fuck is up your ass today you little rager

Weiss: I put a worm up there just to make me lose a few pounds
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Ruby: I think you should experience it! You always say you wanna experience things but I don't think you really wanna experience things because you would experience it if you wanted to experience things

Weiss: I don't know what you're talking about
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Yang, staring at Eclipse's coffee shelf: I think you have a problem

Eclipse, knocks her to the ground with shadows: Don't be fucking rude!

Yang: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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Weiss: "Could not send"! Blake what the fuck is up with your Wi-Fi?! You have this big ass house and you can't afford a Wi-Fi box out here?

Blake: It's not about affording. It's about ✨radiation✨

Weiss: You're gonna die anyway, you understand that right? Die with a good Snapchat going through
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Weiss: Those are cute jeans

Yang: You're cute jeans

Weiss: Those are my jeans?

Yang: No

Weiss: Oh, I thought you said your cute jeans

Yang: I did

Weiss: Those are my jeans?

Yang: NO

Weiss: Then why'd you say-

Yang: YOU ARE CUTE JEANS

Weiss: What???
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Team SSNN walks in the cafeteria

Eclipse: Where did they recruit all these whores from
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Yang: You're scared. I'm done.

Eclipse: I'm shivering

Yang: Goodnight!
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Blake: "I'm Weiss! I wash the toilet 17 times a day even if people are on it!"

Weiss: "I'm Blake! Is my sweater too tight? No? Oh I better wash it and shrink it!"

Blake: "I'm Weiss! I don't get phone messages from interesting people! Ever!"

Ruby: Hey I call her!

Weiss: "Oh my gosh! I love Yang! I hate Yang! I love Yang! I hate Yang!"

Blake: "My dad kept me from having a boyfriend so I guess I'll go out with the first guy I know he won't approve of!"
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Weiss: And which of all this kitchen stuff is mine?

Yang: This bottle opener

Weiss: And?

Yang: And it's a magnet! 😁
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Eclipse: I told you not to go down there!

Yang: She made Ruby cry!

Eclipse: Ruby always cries!

Ruby: That's not true 😭
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Blake: You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the streets

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