Ruby: Aw Weiss this world is filled of heartbreak, rejection, depression and despair. Nobody gets what they want
Weiss: I don't want this hug
Ruby: I don't care what you want
Weiss: You sweet bastard
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Eclipse: *walking and minding her own business*
Some rando: *throws something at her*
Eclipse: WHO JUST ASSAULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA?!
Side character who will never be important enough for a name: YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Eclipse: THATS WHY I FUCK YOURS
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Eclipse: *literally looking like she's gonna commit homicide*
Ruby: You know you can leave if you wan-
Eclipse, now smiling: oh sorry dude- I've just got resting bitch face I do wanna hang out
Ruby: ohh- sorry for assuming
Eclipse, sounding like she's on the verge of tears: it's fine it happens all the time
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Eclipse, listening to calm music for once: I found a woman~
Blake, pops her head through the doorway: Bad news, she's American
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Ironwood: do you have any ideas for future locator tech for the military?
Zeus, looking over from his spacecraft designs (fuckin nerd): No. however I have something I would consider better
Ironwood: Hm?
Zeus: Explosives!
Ironwood: AHH-!
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Blake, looking at her phone: "If his dick slap his thigh when he walk, I shall listen when he talk"
Eclipse: *trying not to lose her shit*
Blake: And you texted this to our group chat AND posted it with no context saying "sheeesh" using EIGHTEEN WEIRD FUCKING EMOJIS
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Eclipse: if you're my friend you can't get mad when all my answers to your problems are aggressive.
Eclipse: "oh no! he broke my heart what should I do?" Break his kneecaps
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Weiss: dear frozen yogurt you are the celery of dessert. Be ice cream or be nothing
Blake: wtf-?
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Apollo: Esteban!
Esteban, sketching: No.
Apollo: What do you mean no
Esteban: Absolutely not
Apollo: What- I didn't even say anything
Esteban: I promise I'm not doing this with you this morning
Apollo: Everytime I wanna discuss something with you you get like this
Esteban, finally looking at him: Because it's always some fuckshit!
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The Grimm Huntress
Fiksi PenggemarWhile Ozpin fought against Salem, immortal and using other people as his tools, the brother gods watched disgusted. One of them decided to give his powers to a child. A child he was sure would be different than Ozpin even after learning the truth. A...
