While Ozpin fought against Salem, immortal and using other people as his tools, the brother gods watched disgusted. One of them decided to give his powers to a child. A child he was sure would be different than Ozpin even after learning the truth. A...
(Btw it alternates between Eclipse and Thea depending on who she's with. If she's with her family or the Schnee's then it's Thea but if it's with the Beacon crew and Qrow it's Eclipse)
Just wanted to clarify that first lol
Rando: don't be bitter
Blake: 😨
Rando: cuz I'm fitter
Blake: 😰
Eclipse: why hasn't it hit her? She doesn't wanna bang you somebody hang you!
Blake: uh oh
Weiss: here we go— __
Oscar: Eclipse how are you so funny?
Eclipse: t-r-a-u-m-a! I have trauma and I'm gay! __
Apollo: we'll be falling in looove~! California girls we're unfo—
Esteban: SHUT THE FUCK UP __
(15)Zeus: how do I get my crush to ask me out
(15)Arabela: well you know how everyone says be yourself? Well don't do that __
Back when Zeus and Jacques were friends
Zeus, 74 hours without sleep: HOLD UP!! HOLD UP!! HOLD—
Jacques: Zeus—
Zeus: HOLD UP!!! SHE WAS A WITCH! RIGHT?! AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER?! A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO!!
Jacques, looks at Arabela who's recording the conversation: I'm gonna stab him
Zeus: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?! AM I WRONG JACQUES?!
Jacques: YES! YOU'RE WRONG ZEUS!!
Zeus: HOW?! HOW THOUGH?! SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE DOG!! OH MY GODS— __
Whitley: ugh I have no friends
Apollo: bitch what am I? A roach? __
Barista: and how would you like your coffee
Eclipse: I'll just take it black. Like my soul
Barista: *nervous laughter*
Eclipse: ahahahahaha __
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Eclipse: 🫢 *turns to Blake and Weiss* get in losers we're going shopping! __
Esteban: the fuck you just call me dog?! I'm going full Mexican on your bitchass (insert angry Spanish)
(Y'all I'm only learning the pledge of allegiance now cut me some slack)
Rando: someone tell me what he's saying! Tell- what the fuck is he saying— I don't speak Taco Bell! __
