Yang: I have a project I need your help with
Blake: Yang that insta girl isn't even fun to bully anymore
Yang: no not that-
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Yang: you got the supplies right?
Blake: yeah for... you brought me here to cook crack??
Yang: yeah what else is baking soda for?
Blake: I don't know, baking?!
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Yang: I wanna try coke for real but I feel like id kill someone on it
Blake: oh... I just don't wanna OD but good to know your potential
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Eclipse: if you're a cop do you have to tell me you're a cop?
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Neptune: well I mean... friends can have a lot of definitions to it
Eclipse: is there a definition where you blow your brains out with a shotgun while I sit and watch?
Neptune: wh-what the fuck? why would you do that?
Eclipse: what else are friends for?
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Velvet: girls are kinda high maintenance. girls play mind games I cant figure out. and so the month we had together made me realize something else.
Yang: realize what?
Velvet: I realized that guys turn me off but... girls make me wanna fucking kill myself
Blake: ..you bullied a gay girl into being straight
Yang: well damn
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Eclipse: this is starting to sound like a RedTube video
Yang: ew I'm not gonna fuck him!
Eclipse: okay just checking cause every video on there sounds exactly like that
Yang: like what?
Eclipse: like.. "oh you killed my parents I'll show you with the most suffocating blowjob ever captured on video."
Yang: dude how much RedTube do you watch??
Eclipse: don't worry about it
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Yang: what is wrong with her?? why?? are you sure you're not just hallucinating off those meds?
Eclipse: no Zyprexa doesn't make you hallucinate.. during the day
Yang: I'm gonna kill myself
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Weiss: hey do you know how Neptune passed out?
EMT: is he a friend of yours?
Eclipse: not really
Weiss: um he's like my boyfriend
EMT: sorry girls but we can only divulge medical information with family members
Weiss: family— he's my brother!
EMT: you said he was your boyfriend
Weiss: can he not be both?
EMT: he shouldn't be both
Eclipse: will you stop judging her Swedish heritage and just tell us??
EMT: so essentially his body's shut down to the point where his lungs are barely functioning. if we didn't get him sooner he could've lost a lot of brain cells
Eclipse: I didn't know five was a lot
Weiss: Eclipse!
Eclipse: what??
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The Grimm Huntress
FanfictionWhile Ozpin fought against Salem, immortal and using other people as his tools, the brother gods watched disgusted. One of them decided to give his powers to a child. A child he was sure would be different than Ozpin even after learning the truth. A...
