mostly Eclipse and Weiss
feat. Eclipse's ex
Weiss: is this what cam girls feel like?
Eclipse: I think cam girls do a little more than what we did.
Weiss: Well at least they get paid! We had to flirt with that weirdo for free.
Eclipse: No, we lost a bet. That's not free. It's just ho and pro bono.
Weiss: Why would you put "flirting with Jaune" in the first place?
Eclipse: Oh so you thought she could steal that hotdog roller?
Weiss: No but- ugh it's just that whole class yesterday. "Wow Jaune, your Naruto drawings are so good"- Ew!
Eclipse: That wasn't even the worst part. People had to watch us do that.
Weiss: Plus he probably won't leave me alone for like a month now. He's gonna go home to his video games and make create a character's of us
Eclipse: Yeah he'll kill us in Grand Theft Auto.
Weiss: You can make characters in Grand Theft Auto?
Eclipse: Do I look like a bitch who would know?
Weiss: Whatever. God I need a Xanax. Wait where did I put it- bitch that was my last xan how'd you take that?
Eclipse: Quick hands. Titty and Xanax, what a combo.
Weiss: Goes together like peanut butter and Percocet.
Eclipse: This is true.
Weiss: Oh yeah he kept doing that! "This is true."
Eclipse: Like he's too good to say yeah he has to be a scientist about it.
Weiss: Oh and what about "um okay."
Eclipse: I hate it when they do that! Like they gotta sound like the gay comic relief cat in every Disney movie.
Weiss: This is true.
Eclipse: This is true.
Weiss: Yes in fact.
Eclipse: Quite the interesting outfit.
Weiss: Stop screaming, we're having sex.
Coco: What are you doing? Sounds like you had a class with Jaune.
Eclipse: She has McDonald's. Coco, where'd you get McDonald's?
Coco: McDonald's?
Eclipse: Bitch give me a fry.
Coco: Is that how you ask?
Eclipse: Bitch please give me a fry.
Weiss: And yeah we had a class with Jaune
Coco: Me too, I could tell. He was drawing pictures of you guys the whole class.
Eclipse: What were we doing in the pictures?
Coco: Like being cute. Making kissy faces with hearts around it.
Weiss: Eclipse, we're gonna get murdered. We're gonna get murdered by a guy who can't even tie his fucking shoes!
Eclipse: Well at least he won't torture us. Can't tie a rope either.
Coco: Yeah but I ripped 'em up and threw 'em in the trash. Told that ho to watch it.
Weiss: You're the best Coco.
Coco: I know. Okay I gotta go sell the janitor adderall I'll see you guys later.
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The Grimm Huntress
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