Blake: so as your best friend
Weiss: Eclipse is my best friend
Blake: *unsheathes gamble shroud* AS YOUR BEST FRIEND :)
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Weiss: being cute is really hard because even when you're angry people just kinda giggle at you and say "aww you're so cute when you're angry"
Weiss, side eyeing Eclipse: like, no. Stop. RECOGNIZE MY POWER
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Eclipse: hey what's for lunch?
Blake: oh I already ate
Eclipse: without me???
Blake: well I was hungry— did you want me to get you anything? What do you want?
Eclipse: loyalty.
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Weiss: I'm worried
Blake: about what?
Weiss: no clue
*central vale burning behind them*
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Eclipse, standing over Neptune's body: he died as he lived
Neptune: *can't escape eclipse even in "death"*
Eclipse: being a gODDAMN FOOL
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Tai: I hope you have a good explanation for this
Eclipse: um we have 3 actually
Ruby: pick your favorite ^^
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Zeus: You guys had a good day today?
Esteban: Yes we had a great day :)
Apollo: No we did not
Esteban: Yes
Apollo: No
Esteban: Yes
Apollo: No we did not have a good day.
Esteban: Yes we hhh! A great. Frickin' Day!
Zeus: wtf-
Esteban, high pitched: Whaa
Zeus: Did you have a good day?
Esteban: Yes
Apollo: No
Esteban: shut up
Zeus: A good day?
Esteban: Yes
Apollo: No
Esteban: Shut. Up.
Zeus: You were supposed to be taking him to the spa
Esteban: I took him to the ✨spaaa✨
Apollo: He put me in the vegetable steamer
Esteban: It's the same thing!
Zeus: It is not the same thing!
Esteban: Yes it is. It gets hot, and then it gets steamy, and then it goes BIIINNG!
Apollo: Purple Bastard.
Esteban: Mexican Condiment.
Apollo: A condiment. I do not use them
Zeus: ...
Esteban: You don't-
Apollo: And neither did your mother
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Ruby: what if we get caught
Sun: from now on we'll use code names. Address me as "Eagle One"
Blake: why eagles
Sun: Neptune code name; "Been There, Done That"
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The Grimm Huntress
FanfictionWhile Ozpin fought against Salem, immortal and using other people as his tools, the brother gods watched disgusted. One of them decided to give his powers to a child. A child he was sure would be different than Ozpin even after learning the truth. A...
