Spiderman Oneshots

Group Chat (5)

Flint Markov aka Sandman almost groaned as the clock neared the next training session - then he remembered it was the session led by Spider-Man, and perked up. Of course, he'd never admit it to the hero but he did look forward to their time together. 

The door slid open, but it wasn't Spidey who entered. Instead it was an unfamiliar boy with white skin and brown eyes and hair.

"Who are you?" Flint asked, fighting the urge to rally his power against this unknown threat. Remember your training. Brains over brawn. It was most likely that Spider-Man was hiding and waiting for that cursed beep his gauntlets made so he could give Flint another lecture. "Where's Spidey?"

"Oh, um, your session instructor couldn't make it. Mr Stark said he got injured or something?"

"Right. So why are you here?"

"I just need to ask you a few questions, if that's okay?"

**Shocker smells penniesssssss**

Sandman: Guys who took out Spidey -.-

Shocker: Not it

Vulture: I didn't 

Spidey: Do any of you guys even watch the news? 

Sandman: Oh so you ARE alive

Shocker: ^^^^Read as: Better have a brilliant excuse or you won't be much longer

Spidey: Big fight with Lizard -.- Been in bed all weekend -.-

Vulture: I do actually watch the news. 

Vulture: Did you have to blow up the subway?

Spidey: IT WASN'T MY DECISION

Spidey: I WAS ONE OF THE IDIOTS *IN* THE SUBWAY

Sandman: Ok I guess that's fair

Sandman: But come back soon okay?

Spidey: why did you have to meditate without me lol

Sandman: No some random kid came in to ask me questions

Vulture: About what?

Sandman: My powers, my life... After a while he stopped writing stuff down and we had a normal conversation. 

Sandman: He didn't seem scared or anything, it was actually kinda nice

Spidey: oh right Stark mentioned that

Sandman: You know who it was?

Spidey: It was his intern, he needed to collect information to improve the new tech he's working on

Sandman: ...

Sandman: That was PeTeR?!?!?!?!

Spidey: yep

Sandman: like.... THE Peter????

Spidey: oui

Sandman: ....

Vulture: I think you broke him

Shocker: pff Sandy made friends with Electro's new nemesis

Shocker: This should be interesting

Spidey: Glad you liked him S, I'm going off grid so u might be seeing him again

Sandman: Wait ur cancelling our sessions?

Spidey: Just for a week or 2

Vulture: Isn't the point of going off-grid to not tell anybody? 

Spidey: Well yea but I figured this was safest or u might plan me another funeral :D