Naruto: Rewritten

Chapter 32

Deidera and Homura entered Deidera's studio an hour after their fight. "Drink? Food un?" Deidera asked holding up some drinks and food. "Drink please..... Hey I just noticed.... What happened to your arm?" She asked. "Same thing that happened to my eye" he said pulling back his fringe and revealing a small box on his face. "Which was?" She asked opening the drink and settling down for the story. "I'll tell you my story if you tell me yours un" he said. Homura took a breath and started explaining her life up to the present moment.

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"Wow harsh.... But you're pretty powerful and strong. Emotionally and physically" Deidera said once Homura finished her story. "Thanks.... Now your turn" she said beaming at the blond. "Well, as you know, ninja have to do things that aren't particularly pleasant. I lost my arm and eye when I was captured. They torched my arm and gorged my eye out. All for information. They sewed my arm back on, but I have to change to connector every so often, and they replaced my eye with the little box. It helps me see but it's lousy. I hate it, but I'll live un" he said shrugging. "I swear I'll help you get both your arm and eye back!" Homura cried standing up and waving the sleeves of the jacket around. "No really it's fine! I'm used to it now! It'd be weird without it un!" Deidera said sweat-dropping. "No! I promised and I never go back on my word! Someone very precious to me taught me that!" She cried pointing at him. "Boyfriend?" He asked dejectedly. "Deidei... He's my brother..... Like ew" she said gagging. "Really? Why isn't he here?" He asked growling at the nickname. "He's out training with Ryia-Sama.... And Orochi-Sama is training Sasuke-Kun" she replied and the blond 'oh'ed. "Well I should be going... I'll need you to grow your hair out to your butt. And I'll contact you when I'm ready for you" she said tugging on his blond hair, which was only shoulder length. "To. My. Butt?!?!?!" He asked. "Yep! See you 'round Deidei!" She cried throwing the jacket at him and running out of the studio.

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Tsunade walked through the village looking for Naruto. "Idiot! Where's he go? I swear he was just looking through hospital records..... Oh god! He came across Kiba's!!" She muttered starting to walk off in the direction of the dog nin's home. "Why do we have to jot down everything?" She asked as she came across the house. She walked to the front door and knocked. "Lady Taunade! How are you? What do you need?" Tsume Inuzuka asked. "Hi.... Where the hell is Kiba? I fear Naruto might kill him" Tsunade asked.

"Naruto was just here, looking for Kiba. I sent him to the training grounds.... Why though?" Tsume asked. "Remember three years ago? Yeah well Naruto has always been protective of Homura.... So he'll be pissed a hell" Tsunade said. "Well better go get him then" she said whistling for one of her dogs to follow. The two woman walked down to the training grounds to see a fully-fledged battle raging.

"Screw you Naruto! Like hell am I doing any of that!!" Kiba cried from his side of the field. "I'll take Kiba?" Tsume asked. "Yeah.... Sure" Tsunade said throwing her shoe at Naruto. Tsume whistled and her dog pined her son to the ground. "Naruto! Kiba! Settle down now!" Tsunade bellowed at them. "Not until I kick his butt!!" Naruto bellowed back. "Hell no! If anything I'm gonna be the one kicking your butt!!" Kiba bellowed at him, causing them to start shouting at each other loudly. The two women sighed and shook their heads at the boys.

"What's going on here?" Sasuke asked coming up to the two women. "They're fighting over 'female rights'" Tsume asked. "Homura?" He asked. "Yep... I let Naruto sort and read medical reports this morning" Tsunade said sheepishly. "Dobe... Fight me" Sasuke sighed walking up the his fellow rival. "Get in line Sasuke!!! My fight now!!" Kiba roared. "You seem busy with the dog pinning you down" Sasuke said turning to Naruto. "Kiba! You're needed on a mission! RIGHT NOW!!!!" Tsunade bellowed. Sighing the dog-nin was realised and followed the busty blonde to her office.

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Homura left the village early next morning determined to find a high paying job. She walked from village to village looking for some sort of job. Five weeks after she left Iwagukure she came across a small village with shady-looking people everywhere. She walked around and found a nice-looking inn. She booked a room and piled her stuff in a corner, before going out to eat. She walked down to a small dango shop and sat in the only spare seat.

"What's a pretty girl like you doing here?" A gruff voice asked. "Eatin'. What's a guy like you doing here?" Homura asked looking up at the red haired male. "Looking for you!" He cried flipping the table. She jumped back and held a Kunai on the defensive. "You found me..... Wanna take this outside oaf?" She asked smiling. "You will die by my hand!" He cried throwing a punch at her. She deflected it and kicked him squarely in the jut, sending him flying through the door. The man roared in pain and a sicking crunch was heard. Homura walked out of the shop, munching on her last dango, and walked over to the man. She crouched down and finished the last piece of her meal. "Now, who sent you?" She asked. "Ever heard of the Bingo Book love? You're in the Black Market version" he said smiling wickedly at her. "Boom" he whispered as he reviled some exploding tags.

Homura put her hands up to protect herself but was pulled out of harms way and pushed to the ground. "Good boy! This is a mess. Wait.... Homura?" A slightly familiar voice asked. "Yes. That's me. Oh hey Kiba!" She said pushing Akamaru off of her, only to be engulfed in a hug by the dog-nin. "Nice to see you too" she said patting his back and standing up. "You look so different! It's a good different too!" He said beaming at her. "Well, would you like to take a walk? If you're not busy" Kiba asked. "Is this some sort of date?" Homura asked raising her eyebrows. "Maybe. So what?" He asked offering a hand. She rolled her eyes and took it. They wandered down the road looking for something to do.