Naruto: Rewritten

Chapter 31

Homura sat in a small carriage in a Kimono that, when she walked, dragged along behind her and it's sleeves reached down to the floor, her red hair was tied up into a bun and held there with chopsticks and an elegant tiara, her shoes made her three inches taller and she was pissed as hell. "It's ok.... Only for a short while, your majesty" Kisame mocked. The other man 'escorting' her was named Zabuza, he was the Mizukage's husband, cracked a rare smile at the pair. They seemed to have a very strong friendship.

"Zabuza!!!!! He's being a meanie greenie!" The child whined at him. "Kisame.... Leave Homura alone... Save the teasing for afterwards" he smirked at Kisame. "Yeah- Wait afterwards!?!?!?! You're both mean!!!" She cried crossing her arms and pouting like she was five. "Aw~ is de wittwe babwey upset? Does she want some huggies?" Kisame mocked before roaring with laughter. "No! Stop it I don't like it!" She said putting her hand up in a stop motion. Even Zabuza laughed loudly. "That's enough! Complete this mission then comeback to collet your reward..... You will be visiting the Leaf too" The Mizukage said pecking her Husband on the cheek. He patted her largish stomach and waved goodbye. "Papa!!!! Where are you going!?!?!?" A little brown haired boy cried running up to him. "Haku.. You have to look after mama while I'm gone.... It's only for a little bit" he said patting the boys head. The boy puffed out his chest and saluted his father. "Aw~ he so handsome! Man I half wanna know what he looks like my age!" Homura said smiling at the boy, who blushed in retaliation.

"Hands off my boy girl" Zabuza said chuckling. "Whaaa? Hell no!!! He's like half my age! Not even that!!!" She cried, crossing her arms. Kisame laughed and high-fived Zabuza. "Hmphf. I'm not talking to you now!" She pouted as they shrugged. "That fits... The princess is a mute" Kisame giggled. "What!?!?! Nooooo!!!!!!!" Homura cried tears pouring down her face. "Oh, well. Get going" Mizukage said gesturing for them to move.

~2 months later.

"Welcome back. How'd it go?" Mizukage asked Homura. "I think I'm breaking my vocal cords by using them!" Homura croaked, massaging her neck. "Heh. Well Zabuza said it was all good, and you kept your silence, so here you go... 20,000Ryo." Mizukage said. "Thank you Mizukage-Sama... How far along are you?" Homura asked pointing at her elders stomach. "8 months.... Haku can't wait to meet the baby. He's determined to call it Nekora. It's kinda cute but I like Terashi" she said as Homura nodded. "They are both great names.... I'll take my leave now" The redhead said. "How long? Until you go back" the elder asked. "Two years.... I've still got a bit to do but I'm sure I'll get it done" the younger replied turning and leaving.

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"See you soon Tsudera!" Homura called. "Ok Nee-San!" The little girl said as the redhead ran down the street. Homura exited the village and headed for warmer country. She traveled for manny weeks before coming across a smallish town called Iwagakure. She met Zetsu there too.

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"My my! Is this the Homura we've come to know and love? Shut up idiot! Leave her alone... But yeah she's hot" They said. Homura rolled her eyes as she looked out at the sun. "It's setting maybe it's nice and cool now" she said. As much as she wanted warm.... This was too warm. She walked out of her room down to outside the inn and sat down. Just by making that short trip she was sweating.

"Newbie un?" A voice asked. Homura looked up to see a blond, with a brilliant green eye and long hair up in a bun. "Yeah... How'd you know?" She asked lifting her hair off her neck. "Well for one I don't think anyone has red hair like that here, and no-one comes out at dusk, hottest part of the day" he said as she groaned. "Why are you out then?" She shot at him. "Just about to training chickadee... Wanna join?" He asked. "Sure... Could do with some training actually" she said smiling at the man. He offered her his hand and she grabbed it. They walked down the road towards the training grounds.

"What's your name chickadee?" The man asked. "Homura. Yours?" Homura asked. "Deidera. Un" he said smiling. "Deidei" Homura mumbled to herself. Unfortunately Deidera heard. "That's cute.... Don't call me it" he added sternly. "DEIDEI IT IS THEN!!!!!!!!!" Homura cried loudly running down to the training areas. "I WILL KICK YOUR ASS UN!!!" He cried running after her. "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!!" She cried back entering the grounds and getting in a defensive position. Deidera smirked and pulled out a lump of clap. "Oh you will" he smirked as it started disappearing.

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Sakura had just finished a small errand for Tsunade. She walked past the gate and spotted Jairiya walking in with Naruto following close behind. "Naruto-Kun!!!!! Jairiya-Sama!!!!!" She called running up to them. "Hey Sakura-Chan!! How are you?" Naruto asked as Sasuke and Orochimaru came up behind them. "You guys should go see Tsunade-Sama.... Oh and um.... Homura-Chan isn't here" She said pointing at the Hokage tower. "Is she on a mission? That's ok then! We'll she her when she gets back!!" Naruto cried going to the Tower. "I um...." Sakura tried. "Don't worry... He'll get it soon" Jairiya said.

"WHAT DO YA MEAN HOMURA-CHAN LEFT THE VILLAGE!?!?!?!?" Naruto bellowed. "She left on temporary leave.... She'll be back in about two years" Tsunade replied calmly, having expected this. "It still doesn't make sense for you to just let her go" Sasuke replied. "She is the 4th daughter...... If we can't trust her then we can't trust anyone" Tsunade said. Sasuke sighed, Naruto growled and Sakura rolled her eyes. "You guys have a training exercise to see how good you've got..... Kakashi in you come!" Tsunade cried. Said white haired man jumped through the open window and smiled at his pupils. "Hey... What's up?" He asked. "Kakashi-Sensei! Pervey-sage told me to give you this!" Naruto cried throwing him a small book. "STOP CALLING ME PERVEY-SAGE!!!!!!" Jairiya cried. "I dunno, fits you quiet well" Tsunade smirked, as Orochimaru nodded. "I just hope she's alright" Tsunade sighed.

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"HOW!?!?! HOW DID YOU DODGE EVERY ONE OF MY ATTACKS UN?!?!?!?!" Deidera screamed. "Simple you use earth style I just need lightning attacks, which I don't have, so I forced it" Homura said shrugging, she guessed she had just made herself give herself another chakra type. "HOW'D YOU PIN ME HERE?!?!?!" He cried. "I waited for you to get low to the ground and knocked you off your bird" she said shrugging and letting him go. "I win Deidei. Huh? It's cold now" she shivered. "Hn. Damn you, let's go to my studio" he pouted throwing his jacket at her. She thanked him and slipped into it. It was a dark bottle green, the sleeves went past her hands and the bottom of it went past the bottom of her shorts. "If you piss me off I'll Sleeve Whack you" she giggled waving the ends of the sleeve around. "Sleeve Whack?" He asked so Homura slapped him with a sleeve. "Oh~ let's go" Deidera said pulling her down the road.