The "Emergency"

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Kunikida: *gets a text from Dazai and smiles*
Yosano: *notices* He smiled! Is this the apocalypse?! *dials 911*
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Yosano: Yeah hi. My coworker just smiled!
Operator: ... ma'am, how exactly is that an emergency? Isn't that a good thing?
Yosano: Theoretically yes, but...I'm referring to Kunikida.
Operator: *goes silent due to shock*
Kunikida: *looks over at Yosano* jeez, is it that shocking?
Yosano: yes

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