BSD Scenarios

Karaoke With Jouno

(A/N: Jouno's singing and Teruko's responses to it have returned. Enjoy)

Jouno: *singing* don't even try to take this weapon from me, I like you more and more the lesser you breathe...

Teruko: *side eyes him* what are you singing now?

Jouno: *ignores her* I'VE COME UNDONE, I THINK I'LL KILL EVERYONE...

Teruko: oh, you're singing that song you sung when you almost killed us with your horrible driving

Jouno: my driving is great, thank you very much. and I didn't almost kill anyone >:(

Teruko: yeah okay, keep telling yourself that

Jouno: I will, thank you very much...let's watch this city burn, from the sky lies the top of the world, till there's nothing left in her, let's watch this city burn the world...

Teruko: you can't even watch a city burn

Jouno: thanks, captain obvious...this city looks so pretty, do you wanna burn it with me?

Tachihara: *walks over* ...is Jouno singing again?

Teruko: yes. I've never heard anything worse

Jouno: *pauses singing* ... *turns to Teruko with a scowl* Teruko, I don't appreciate this discrimination...

Teruko: you owe us all an apology for destroying our hearing

Jouno: ... *grins evilly* WE DON'T APOLOGIZE, AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS. BUT WE CAN HARMONIZE, EVEN IF WE SOUND LIKE-

Teruko: please shut up...for all our sakes. we heard enough while you were driving

Jouno: *grins again* got my middle finger raised as I'm running red lights...

Teruko: that sounds just like you

Tecchou: *walks over, noticing everyone*

Teruko: Tecchou...save yourself. Run while you still can

Tecchou: *confused* what do you mean?

Teruko: Jouno's singing again

Jouno: DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!!!

Teruko: *sighs*

Tecchou: *looks at Jouno* you sound great, Jojo

Jouno: *smiles* why thank you Tecchy. at least SOMEONE thinks so *starts singing again* this is your life, it's do or die. The sun may never rise again, so be the light, the vision. This is your life, it's slipping by. You try to run but fall again, you get back up, that's living...

Teruko: yeah, I should try to run from this horrible singing we've all been subjected to

Jouno: *glares at her* I wish there was another way out for you...oh wait. No I don't

Teruko: *begins to walk away*

Jouno: *activates his ability and then appears in front of her* nope, you're staying and listening to me and you're going to enjoy it

Teruko: I hate you so much

Jouno: Teruko...what would you do if I told you I hate you? What would you do if your life's on the line? What would you say if I told you I hate you? I got something that'll blow your mind, mind *picks her up and puts her back down in a chair*

Teruko and Tachihara: *sigh*

Tecchou: *just watches Jouno*

Jouno: *smiles* now then...I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, so you're gonna have to...

Teruko: well that's not concerning or anything

Jouno: I'm just singing, I'm not actually going to do anything to my dear friends and boyfriend

Teruko: *raises an eyebrow*

Jouno: hey! I can hear you raising your eyebrow at me, and that's rude. discrimination, even...

Teruko: *sighs*

Jouno: hold on, hold tight, it's not your turn to die yet. So long, goodnight, there's not always tomorrow. Hold on, hold tight, it's not your turn to die yet. So long, goodnight, goodnight, goodnight...Jouno's gonna put you in the dirt, Jouno's gonna put you in the dirt, Jouno's gonna put you in the dirt. Now it's your turn to die...

Teruko: that's not even how that song goes

Jouno: I'm surprised you know that

Tachihara: to be fair, we've all heard you blasting that music multiple times

Jouno: as you should, it's good music. Now then...when I close my eyes and I try to sleep, the weight of the world falls down on me. It's all a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare. Spent my whole life chasing after dreams, but every dream turns out to be just a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare...

Tecchou: that's a good one

Teruko: for once, I'm gonna have to agree

Tachihara: yeah

Jouno: *smiles* good to know. I think you'll like this one too...BEEN TO HELL, I COULD SHOW YOU THE DEVIL. DOWN YOU FELL, CAN'T HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER. SOUL TO SELL, DOWN HERE YOU LIVE FOREVER. WELCOME TO A WORLD WHERE DREAMS BECOME NIGHTMARES!

Teruko: we already live in a world where dreams become nightmares. you exist

Tachihara: ouch

Jouno: ... *just stares at Teruko for a minute before breaking out into song again* ...and I've lost it all, fell today, it's all the same. I'm sorry, oh, I'm sorry, no. And I've been abused, I feel so used because of you. I'm sorry, oh, I'm sorry, no...

Teruko: that's your response? Singing even more?

Jouno: yes, I need more comebacks than just "DISCRIMINATION", and singing works perfectly

Teruko: but that song specifically?

Jouno: yes, you deeply wounded me with your horrible insult

Teruko: good

Jouno: DISCRIMINATIONNNNNN!!!! Ahem. Now then...hold on, holy ghost. Go on, hold me close. Better run, here we come, it's the day of the dead...

Teruko: please make it stop...

In the end, Jouno ended up singing many more songs. Tecchou greatly enjoyed it. Teruko did not. As for Tachihara, he just once again wondered if he was the only sane one in the group.