*Cue flashback scene*
Dazai: *sneaks into the Mafia's headquarters and pours some voice-changing potion into a glass of water, then leaves it where Chuuya's bound to find it*
Chuuya: Man, I'm parched from all that screaming...*sees the glass of water* perfect, just what I needed. *drinks it and his voice becomes high-pitched* that helped a lot...OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
...I bet that annoying mackerel Dazai did this. I shall make him pay! *begins to stomp to the agency's headquarters*
*End flashback*
Kunikida: *hears Chuuya's screaming and gives Dazai a look* Really, Dazai? Again?
Dazai: What? I was bored!
Kunikida: You need to find ways to cure your boredom other than ruining people's voices.
Dazai: Kuuuunnnniiiiikkkkiiiiiiiiddaaaaaa... pleeeeaaaaaaassseeeeee don't be mad at meeeeeeeeeeee......
Kunikida: I'm not, but Chuuya is.
Chuuya: *breaks down the door, tackles Dazai, and starts punching him* HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!?!?! I HATE EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING!
Dazai: *tries to get away from Chuuya* I was bored!
Kunikida: *takes Chuuya off Dazai* I see you've also fallen victim to the curse of the high-pitched voice.
Chuuya: Yes, yes I have. *annoyed*
Kunikida: That's unfortunate.
Chuuya: *nods*
Kunikida: Seriously Dazai, you need to stop ruining people's voices.
Dazai: I know, I know...
Chuuya: If you know you shouldn't, then why did you do it?!
Dazai: I already answered that.
Chuuya: *glares at Dazai* You'll pay for this.
Dazai: *starts laughing*
Chuuya: Don't start with me!
Dazai: *continues to laugh*
Chuuya: THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
Dazai: Yes, it is.
Chuuya: WELL I'M GLAD YOU GET SO MUCH ENJOYMENT OUT OF MY MISFORTUNE!
Dazai: *still laughing* I'm taking you even less seriously than I normally do.
Chuuya: YOU'RE THE WORST!
Kunikida: Chuuya, you poor soul.
Dazai: *stops laughing for a minute* Kuuuunnnniiiiikkkkiiiiiiiiddaaaaaa...
Kunikida: What?
Dazai: Whose side are you on?
Kunikida: I'm not taking sides. But you really do need to find a different way to cure your boredom.
Dazai: *starts acting flirty* For you I'd do anything.
Kunikida: *trying to keep his composure but failing* ...good. Make sure you keep your word.
Chuuya: Get a room, you two.
Dazai: Get your mind out of the gutter, shortie with a high-pitched voice.
Chuuya: ................. *screams very loudly*
Dazai: *covers ears* Ugh, so annoying. What a downgrade from Kunikida's lovely screaming.
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BSD Scenarios
FanficAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022
