Ranpo: *kisses Poe and also confesses to him*
Poe: ...Is this something rivals do? Or...maybe friends? Does Ranpo-kun like me as more than a friend?!
Mushitarō: *facepalms in the background* Ffs Poe. You're the actual most oblivious person I've ever met.
Ranpo: *cries in a corner* ED WHY?! WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?! WHY CAN'T YOU FIGURE OUT THE DEPTHS OF MY FEELINGS FOR YOU?! THE FEELINGS I'VE HAD EVER SINCE I DEFEATED YOU SIX YEARS AGO?!?!?!?!?!?!
Karl: *shakes his head and squeaks*
Poe: *figures it out about an eternity later* Wait Ranpo...you like me?
Ranpo: Nice of you to finally figure it out.
Poe: Sorry.
Ranpo: *grins* Hey, it's all good. Better late than never. *stands on his tiptoes and kisses Poe again*
Poe: *returns the kiss*
Mushitarō: *holding Karl and covering his eyes* Get a room, you two. And think of the children.
Ranpo: Oh, shush. I'm sure Karl's seen worse.
Mushitarō: What could be worse than watching his oblivious dad make out with someone?
Poe: *embarrassed* MUSHITARŌ!!!!!!
Mushitarō: *grins*
Ranpo: Oh contraire, I think Karl would be glad to know his dad fell for someone he constantly rival-zoned.
Mushitarō: A rivals-to-lovers story for the ages.
Ranpo: Indeed.
Poe: *considers burying himself alive and dying of embarrassment*
Ranpo: *as if he'd read Poe's mind* Nope, you won't be doing that. Not so soon after you finally realized my feelings for you.
Poe: You're right, I can't die yet.
Ranpo: For sure.
Karl: *squeaks*
Mushitarō: Yeah, stay alive.
Poe: I will.
Ranpo: Good! *puts an arm around Poe*
Poe: *smiles a little*
Ranpo: *smiles back*
Mushitarō: Get. A. Room. You. Two.
Ranpo: Oh, hush. All we did was smile at each other.
Mushitarō: And? My point still stands.
Ranpo: Tsk tsk.
Mushitarō: Tsk tsk, yourself.
Poe; Guys, don't fight.
Mushitarō: Bleh.
Ranpo: Anything for you, my dearest Ed~.
Poe: *blushes*
Mushitarō: Hey Karl, let's get out of here before your dad starts making out with his rival again.
Karl: *squeaks*
Ranpo and Poe: MUSHITARŌ!!!!!!!!!!
Mushitarō: *just laughs and walks off with Karl*
YOU ARE READING
BSD Scenarios
FanfictionAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022
