Yosano: *sitting in her office one morning*
Chuuya: *breaks down the door and marches into Yosano's office*
Yosano: Well, well, if it isn't the Dazai hater supreme.
Chuuya: I'll take that as a compliment.
Yosano: Good, because it is. And honestly, I don't blame you for thinking that way. Dazai can be so annoying.
Chuuya: For real. So, I had something to ask you.
Yosano: Spill.
Chuuya: That gosh darn mackerel recently pulled a prank on me.
Yosano: *sarcastically* How shocking.
Chuuya: I know right? And sadly, I wasn't his only victim.
Yosano: *interested* Oh? And who else was?
Chuuya: Kunikida.
Yosano: ...Dang, even Dazai's boyfriend isn't safe from his pranks.
Chuuya: Nope. So how about you? Has Dazai been annoying you lately, too?
Yosano: Surprisingly, no. But Kunikida won't let me give him a checkup so I'm pretty mad about that.
Chuuya: I mean, I can't blame him. I've heard those are really scary.
Yosano: *sighs* None of y'all appreciate me, and yet what would you do without me?
Chuuya: I'm sure your coworkers do appreciate you, they're just afraid of having to get checkups from you.
Yosano: Well, thanks I guess.
Chuuya: You're welcome.
Yosano: *smirks* I should give you one.
Chuuya: *goes pale* Er...no thanks. I'm good.
Yosano: *sighs* It's just like I said, no one appreciates all the work I do around here.
Chuuya: Dude, you kinda sound like Kunikida.
Yosano: *laughs* Yeah, that does sound like something he'd say. Oh by the way, you never asked me your question earlier.
Chuuya: Oh, right! I was going to ask if maybe you wanted to help me get revenge on Dazai for that prank.
Yosano: *evil grin* That sounds fun. Do you have a specific plan in mind?
Chuuya: I'm not Kunikida.
Yosano: *cracks up*
Chuuya: *also laughs* But yes, I do sorta have a plan. Not a detailed one like Kunikida would have, though.
Yosano: Do tell.
Chuuya: As soon as that mackerel shows up-assuming he does, of course-I'm going to start insulting him in every way I can.
Yosano: That sounds fun. *smirks*
Chuuya: I assume you want to join me then?
Yosano: Indeed. And I'll have a few words for Kunikida, too.
Chuuya: I'm starting to feel bad for the guy.
Yosano: Don't worry, I won't do anything evil to him.
Chuuya: Alright then.
Kyouka: *enters Yosano's office* I heard talking about revenge and now I'm interested. *sees Chuuya* What brings you here, fashionista?
Chuuya: I'm going to get revenge on Dazai. And thanks, I'm glad someone appreciates my beautiful taste in fashion.
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BSD Scenarios
FanfictionAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022