BSD Scenarios

Hunting Dogs Randomness

Jouno: *walks up to Tecchou, Tachihara, and Teruko with an evil grin*

Tecchou: Jojo! Hi!

Teruko: what's with that evil grin...?

Jouno: whatever do you mean...? >:)

Tachihara: you look scarier than usual

Tecchou: guys, he's not scary! he's actually really nice when you get to know him!

Teruko: *raises eyebrows*

Tachihara: yeah, I don't buy it. he's our resident sadist, in case you forgot. the same one you always have to poke with your sword to keep him from torturing people

Tecchou: y'all are mean. imagine slandering the best person in the world right in front of him. and the fact that I poke him a lot is besides the point

Jouno: *smiles a little less evilly this time*

Tecchou: *smiles back*

Tachihara: okay maybe he's a little less scary now

Teruko: oh yeah, so what were you saying?

Jouno: *grins evilly* it's sad story time again...

Tecchou, Tachihara, and Teruko: OH NO

Tachihara: come on man! I still haven't recovered from last time...

Jouno: *grins more evilly* I know, and I'm about to add to that

Teruko: can anything top that last story?

Jouno: *laughs evilly* famous last words...

Tecchou: *looks interested* tell me Jojo! I can handle anything!

Jouno, Tachihara, and Teruko: *look doubtful*

Tecchou: what?

Jouno: ...you were the saddest after hearing the last story

Tecchou: it's not my fault you're so great at telling stories!

Jouno: *grins* I'm flattered. Now, shall we begin?

Tecchou: yes, why don't you attack our feelings again?

Jouno: oh, I'd greatly enjoy doing so. *takes a seat in front of the other three*

The other three: *also take seats*

Jouno: once upon a time... *launches into the saddest story one could possibly imagine and goes on for awhile*

Tecchou: JOJO! STOP STABBING ME WITH FEELS!

Jouno: *nonchalantly* oh, my bad.

Teruko: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM ABOUT THIS?!

Jouno: *shrugs* I just am

Tachihara: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Jouno: a lot of things. would you like a list?

Tecchou: I could name a few right off the bat, you mean old sadist! One of them being what I just said, you're a sadist!

Jouno: I'm not mean

Tecchou: YES YOU ARE. You're telling us all a sad story again and you judge my food combinations all the time!

Jouno: well, maybe my judgment is warranted

Tecchou: OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Jouno: oh, I did

Teruko: the boyfriends are fighting! *eating popcorn*

Tachihara: *steals some popcorn* indeed they are. this should be entertaining

Tecchou and Jouno: NO WE'RE NOT!

Teruko: *raises an eyebrow* you were. and then it usually leads to making out within a few minutes

Jouno: hey, shut up!

Tachihara: can confirm. I've accidentally walked in on them a few times

Tecchou: please don't remind us...

Tachihara: you think I want to remember it?

Jouno: anyway, we're not fighting. I was merely making a point

Tecchou: as was I 

Jouno: and it was...?

Tecchou: you have way too much fun stabbing us in the feels >:(

Jouno: and you have way too much fun stabbing me with that annoying sword of yours

Tecchou: I only do it when necessary

Jouno: maybe me telling you guys sad stories is necessary too

Tecchou: you just like seeing us sad

Jouno: no, because I can't see. but I can sense it

Tecchou: *pouts*

Jouno: ...just like I can sense that look you're giving me

Tecchou: I still think you're mean to tell us sad stories

Jouno: oh hush, you enjoy them

Tecchou: that's besides the point. maybe I just like listening to you even if you are hitting me and the others in the feels with sad stories

Jouno: *grins a little mischievously* noted

Tecchou: *smiles back*