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Tecchou's Pick-up Line

Tecchou: *walks up to Jouno* heeeeeyyyyy Jojo...

Jouno: no

Tecchou: I barely even said anything yet! :(

Jouno: exactly, you didn't have to

Tecchou: *sad face*

Tachihara: *appears* ouch man, harsh

Teruko: *also appears* rejected just like that

Tecchou: you guys aren't helping >:(

Jouno: I'm merely being honest

Tecchou: Joooooouuuuunnnnnooooooo...

Jouno: *sighs* what is it?

Tecchou: *smiles* will you be the soy sauce to my latte?

Jouno: ...what?

Tecchou: my dear Jojo, that's known as weird food combinations rizz *jazz hands*

Jouno: never say that again *looks mortified*

Tachihara: dude, that wasn't what Teruko and I taught you! *facepalms*

Teruko: yeah, couldn't you have used a normal pick-up line? Tachi and I didn't go through all that Googling just for you to use a weird one that doesn't even make sense

Jouno: no, it does make sense and that's why it's so horrible *looks more mortified*

Tachihara: is this a possible backstory I'm hearing?

Jouno: he tried to order a soy sauce latte once

Tecchou: and you stopped me! >:( it would've tasted amazing

Jouno: ...you're the single weirdest human being I've ever met

Tecchou: and that's what makes me so great :)

Jouno: debatable

Tecchou: ouch...wait, you didn't technically say no

Jouno: I mean no! Not at all!

Tecchou: haha, too late now buddy

Jouno: *scowls and crosses his arms*

Tachihara: I diagnose you with simping *dramatically points at Jouno*

Teruko: I knew it was only a matter of time until you came to terms with your feelings

Jouno: I hate you all.

Tecchou: no you don't! Not me, at least *clings onto Jouno's arm*

Jouno: *sighs but doesn't push him off*

Tecchou: you didn't deny it

Jouno: and I didn't agree either

Tecchou: that's besides the point

Teruko: maybe he'd like you if you used a better pickup line

Tecchou: oh, I can try one now *grins and bats his eyelashes* do you have a name, or should I call you mine?

Jouno: yes, it's Jouno

Tecchou: that's not how you're supposed to respond to pick-up lines :<

Jouno: I wasn't finished

Tecchou: :0

Jouno: ...but I wouldn't mind it if you called me yours...

Tecchou: aww yay! *smiles*

Jouno: *also smiles a little*

Tachihara and Teruko: *high-five*