BSD Scenarios

Possessed Poe

(A/N: surprise surprise, this was inspired by Goubilicious. Without further ado, enjoy!)

Poe: *demonic possessed voice and dramatic stance* I WILL DEFEAT AND MARRY MY DEAR RANPO IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Karl: *looking at Poe like he's a maniac*

Mushitarō: *appears out of nowhere* Hi, Poe. Are you possessed or something?

Poe: *jumps* AAA! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?! And no, I'm not possessed.

Mushitarō: Just now. Though I suppose you were too busy simping over Ranpo to notice.

Poe: I WAS NOT! I'VE TOLD YOU HE'S MY RIVAL!

Mushitarō: ...You literally mentioned wanting to marry him.

Poe: No. You're hearing things.

Mushitarō: Nope. I distinctly heard you confessing your love to Ranpo. You can't deny it now, Raccoon Boy.

Poe: He's. My. Rival. Understood?

Mushitarō: *laughs* You're the actual worst liar I know.

Karl: *shakes his head at Poe and squeaks*

Poe: *looks at Karl sadly* Karl...you're supposed to be on my side here. Don't agree with that cruel, wicked being.

Mushitarō: Nah, your beloved pet knows what's up. And I'm not a cruel, wicked being. I'm an amazing, honest being.

Karl: *squeaks more*

Poe: ...Just don't tell Ranpo.

Mushitarō: *grins* No promises.

Poe: MUSHITARŌ!

Mushitarō: Relax, I was kidding! Of course you're gonna be the one to tell him. I won't be doing your confession for you.

Ranpo: *appears out of nowhere* Ed, I already knew.

Poe: *jumps again* GAH! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!

Ranpo: *grins* Just now.

Poe: So you mean...you heard everything...?

Ranpo: Indeed.

Poe: ............

Ranpo: Ed?

Poe: *collapses*

Mushitarō: Welp, he died.

Karl: *squeaks worriedly*

Ranpo: Poe, please come back to life.

Poe: No.

Ranpo: Why not?

Poe: Because this is embarrassing and I'd rather die.

Mushitarō: Fair, I'd probably die too if I were in your shoes.

Poe: Gee, thanks.

Ranpo: You're not helping, Mushi.

Mushitarō: *shrugs* Just saying.

Poe: *muffled voice* You weren't ever supposed to know how I feel, Ranpo-kun...

Ranpo: But I always did know. Did you forget that I'm the world's greatest detective?

Poe: ...Unfortunately, you are.

Ranpo: It's actually a very good thing.

Poe: Not in this case.

Ranpo: Especially in this case.

Poe: It really isn't.

Ranpo: *sighs and kneels down next to Poe*

Poe: *looks at Ranpo for a minute before quickly averting his gaze*

Ranpo: Could you look at me?

Poe: No.

Ranpo: Pllleeeeeeaaaaassseeeeeeeee?

Poe: *reluctantly does so*

Ranpo: *slightly lifts Poe so that he's laying in his lap*

Poe: *blushes*

Ranpo: Poe, my dear?

Poe: Y-yes?

Ranpo: *leans down and kisses Poe* I love you.

Poe: *returns the kiss, shocked*

Ranpo: *pulls away and grins at Poe*

Poe: *looks away again* ...I love you, too.

Mushitarō: Get a room, you two.

Ranpo: Shut up, don't ruin our moment.

Poe: I'm gonna die again.

Ranpo: You can't! I just confessed to you.

Poe: True. I'll stay alive for you.

Ranpo: *grins* That's what I like to hear, my dearest Ed.

Mushitarō: Heathens, think of the children! *covering Karl's eyes*

Ranpo: *shrugs* Karl will eventually get used to seeing this, don't worry.

Poe: *contemplates whether it's possible to die of embarrassment*