Kunikida: *doing paperwork*
Dazai: *walks over* Kunikida?
Kunikida: *looks up* What?
Dazai: Something's come to mind recently.
Kunikida: And what might that be?
Dazai: I'm curious about your time as a teacher.
Kunikida: Other than what I've already told you?
Dazai: Kunikida! I'm not that cruel. I would never force you to talk about that if you didn't want to.
Kunikida: You're right. *thinks about it* Hmmm...is there anything specific you'd want to hear? I have lots of stories.
Dazai: *eyes sparkle* You do?!
Kunikida: Yeah. That time was eventful to say the least.
Dazai: *looks even more interested now*
Kunikida: *thinking back*
Dazai: So...anything you feel like sharing?
Kunikida: Actually, yeah. I do have a story I think you'd find interesting.
Dazai: Really?! GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!! KUNIKIDA'S GONNA TELL US A STORY ABOUT WHEN HE WAS A TEACHER!!!!!!!!!! IT'S STORYTIME!!!!!!EVERYONE GATHER AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
Kunikida: *facepalms* Dazai...
Dazai: What?
Kunikida: I wasn't planning on telling everyone.
Dazai: Aww. Why not? I'm sure everyone would love to hear this story since you practically never talk about when you were a teacher.
Kunikida: I have my reasons for that, you know.
Dazai: I know, and that's completely understandable. But it's also all the more reason for us all to be interested on the rare occasion that you do bring it up.
Kunikida: I guess I see your point.
Dazai: *grins* Exactly!
Everyone else: *enters the room*
Kunikida: Welp, now that everyone's here, I guess I have no choice but to tell the story.
Yosano: Dazai! Is it true? Kunikida's going to talk about his past?
Dazai and Kunikida: Yes.
Kyouka: This is a true rarity.
Yosano: You said it, girl.
Atsushi: I don't think I've ever heard you talk about being a teacher, Mr. Kunikida.
Kunikida: Well, yes. I rarely ever bring it up.
Ranpo: *munching on popcorn* Spill the tea, pal.
Kunikida: I will, don't worry.
Kenji: *smiling* This is gonna be a great story!
Junichiro: Are you sure you want to bring it up? You never seem like you want to.
Naomi: Yeah, you act like it's this big secret or something.
Yosano: It's so rare for Kunikida to talk about being a teacher that I honestly always forget he had a life before working here.
Kunikida: Don't worry, guys. I'm fine with it this time.
Fukuzawa: *sits next to Ranpo* Whenever you're ready, please do begin.
Everyone: *looks at Kunikida curiously*
YOU ARE READING
BSD Scenarios
FanfictionAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022