BSD Scenarios

Ranpo vs Kenji (part 2)

After many frustrating ties, Ranpo has concluded that there is only one thing left to do...summon the Mafia.

Ranpo: I'll get all those guys on my side!

Fukuzawa: Are you sure that's going to work?

Ranpo: Of course it will!

Kenji: Good luck.

Ranpo: I don't need luck! I have my super deduction! *calls the Mafia*

Chuuya: *answers the phone* Hello?

Ranpo: Mr. Fancy Hat! I need you and everyone else to come here pronto!

Chuuya: What for?

Ranpo: It's very important.

Chuuya: ...That didn't really answer my question.

Ranpo: Please just come over here with everyone? I'll explain things then.

Chuuya: *sighs* Fine. *Hangs up and turns to everyone else* Guys, we've been summoned by the agency.

Tachihara: What for?

Chuuya: I don't know, Ranpo wouldn't explain things, but he said he would once we got there.

Mori: This better not be some kind of prank.

Akutagawa: Only one way to find out.

Chuuya: Agreed. Come on, gang. *Heads out*

Everyone else: *follows*

They then reach the agency's headquarters.

Ranpo: *greets them with a grin* Welcome.

Chuuya: We came here like you asked. Now explain things.

Ranpo: So bossy. Anyways, Kenji and I are disagreeing on interrogation methods. We decided to test them out on everyone so I could prove that mine are better.

Chuuya: I like the way you think.

Ranpo: Much appreciated. Go ahead and take a seat.

Chuuya: *sits at Dazai's desk and puts his feet up*

Ranpo: *stomps over and slams hands on the desk* CHUUYA NAKAHARA! DID YOU STEAL MY SNACKS?!

Chuuya: *smirks* If I did, I sure wouldn't tell you.

Ranpo: WHY YOU-

Chuuya: *continues to smirk*

Kenji: *walks over* Any chance you've seen Yamanashi?

Chuuya: Who?

Kenji: My pet bull.

Chuuya: Nope, haven't seen him.

Ranpo: So! Who won?

Chuuya: You without a doubt.

Ranpo: YES!

Kenji: *shrugs* At least I have most of the agency on my side.

Ranpo: Bunch of traitors. And for the record, almost everyone said they could see both sides, not that they agreed with me over you, or vice versa.

Chuuya: Nah, that title would go to the mackerel.

Dazai: I don't know what you're talking about.

Chuuya: *rolls eyes, not even bothering to argue*

Ranpo: Ok, who's next?

Akutagawa: Sign me up. *Sits at Atsushi's desk*

Ranpo: Akutagawa! Perfect. *Slams hands on the desk* RYUNOSUKE AKUTAGAWA, DID YOU STEAL MY GLASSES?!