BSD Scenarios

Jouno's Very Long List of Discriminators

KYLIE: oh my very soul burns with hate for this human being. She's committed so many acts of discrimination. She made this whole weird not at all funny book and a lot of chapters are about a bot version of me saying a bunch of out of context stuff I'd clearly never say. How dare they call me fruity? That is an INSULT and DISCRIMINATION!!!!! I AM NOT A FRUITCAKE, KYLIE! SHUT UP! IT'S NOT GAY TO APPRECIATE TECCHOU'S BEAUTY. They also make a bunch of memes about me and they aren't even funny. Talk about rude. Oh and she wrote a whole story about how terribly I drive when I'm actually amazing at it. For someone who claims I'm one of their favorites, they sure don't act like it. What a liar. Kylie, I hope you're reading this and feel bad about discriminating against one of your alleged favorites. Also, you're the fruitcake, not me. So take that.
Scara: i should also mention Kylie's twin...he also finds all of this funny. what about all the discrimination I experience is funny? He also thought up a whole sad backstory AU about me (and Kylie joined, no surprises there). I don't need a sad backstory, thank you very much. How rude. These two are just plain mean to me. ALSO, this person didn't even like me at first! Who doesn't like me?! I'm great! Oh wait...it's the good old discrimination again. Another thing worth mentioning is how they said I should get a concussion. MORE DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!!
Teruko: she very evilly discriminated against me by saying I couldn't drive. the nerve of some people. she also judged my amazing singing. she clearly doesn't understand good music. hey Teruko...I DON'T APOLOGIZE, AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS. BUT I CAN HARMONIZE
Tachihara: he's also a discriminator. to a lesser degree, but still. he very obviously agreed with Teruko and that makes him a discriminator by association
Tecchou: he attacks my poor delicate senses by eating those horrible food combinations of his. also a discriminator as a result. but I love him anyway so I won't make him out to be too horrible on this list.
Fukuchi: not that great a captain for multiple reasons I won't be going into. actually, I'll mention one. He once said he needed to show me something. Did he seriously forget that I'm, oh I don't know, kinda unable to see?! The discrimination is real...that horrid old man. Oh yeah, and he attempted to kill me once. That's also worth mentioning. He sucks for real.
My parents: they brought me into this putrid earth
The speed bumps: they should've known better than to be walking around when a blind man was attempting to drive
The cop that pulled me over: he was going to arrest me or something just because I attempted to drive while blind. and because I may or may not have run over some peo- I mean speed bumps. He was for real about to discriminate against a poor blind man. Where's the justice in this world? :(
The tree I crashed into: why was it there? who planted it? actually, about that...
Whoever planted said tree: did they ever stop to think a blind man might attempt to drive someday?
The sidewalks I drove on: why were they there for reasons already stated?
The buildings I almost crashed into: why were they built there? I mean seriously...also for reasons already stated.
Apples: they're poisonous! why does no one believe me when I say that?!
The cupboard: I almost got a concussion from that thing all because a certain someone called me fruity...
The world: it sucks. need i say more?