Tachihara and Teruko: *see Jouno and then proceed to try and sneak up on him*
Jouno: *hears them anyway and turns to face them* what is it, guys?
Teruko: you need to be more festive
Jouno: ...do I even want to know what you mean by that?
Tachihara: we mean just what we say
Jouno: ... *confused*
Teruko: *grabs Jouno's arm and tries to pull him away* come on
Jouno: *activates his ability, getting free from her grasp*
Teruko: *sighs* Jouno.
Jouno: *deactivates his ability, standing very far away now* Teruko.
Teruko: come with me and Tachihara
Jouno: what are you going to do to me...?
Tachihara: we're going to make you more festive!
Jouno: I still don't know what that means
Teruko: you'll find out. now come on
Jouno: ...
Tachihara and Teruko: *drag Jouno away*
Tachihara: *gets out some Christmas lights*
Teruko: *gets a bow and puts it in Jouno's hair*
Jouno: Teruko...what did you just do...?
Teruko: *just grins and doesn't answer*
Tachihara: *starts wrapping the Christmas lights around Jouno
Jouno: Tachihara. What are you doing to me?
Tachihara: *smiles* patience, friend. patience
Jouno: *scowls*
Tachihara and Teruko: *finish wrapping the lights around Jouno*
Tachihara: *turns on the lights*
Teruko: perfect
Tachihara: *grins mischievously at Teruko* let's go show Tecchou
Teruko: *grins back* great idea
Jouno: show Tecchou what? what did you guys do to me! I demand answers!
Teruko: no *smiles and drags Jouno away again, looking for Tecchou*
Tecchou: *off in a corner eating some marshmallows with chocolate syrup*
Tachihara: *pauses and looks at him* erm...Tecchou?
Tecchou: yes?
Tachihara: what are you doing?
Tecchou: I'm eating a marshmallow with chocolate syrup. It's like a smore but without the cracker
Tachihara: ...I see
Teruko: Tecchou, look at this! *points at Jouno*
Tecchou: *blinks* ...is Jouno...wearing Christmas lights and a bow?
Jouno: THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS DID TO ME?!
Teruko: *grins evilly* mhm
Jouno: *crosses arms, scowling* was this really necessary?
Teruko: yes
Tachihara: very much so
Tecchou: *looking at Jouno with a small smile* you look adorable, Jouno
Jouno: ...shut up, Tecchou
Teruko: well someone's sure being a Grinch
Jouno: because you decided it would be a good idea to decorate me
Tachihara: we were making you festive. plus, no one thinks you look bad
Teruko: yeah! your boyfriend even said you look adorable
Tecchou: I mean, I'd say it regardless of how he looked
Jouno: ... *looks away, embarrassed*
Teruko: aww, how romantic. but our point still stands. we think you look very festive and Tecchou thinks you look adorable
Jouno: that doesn't mean I like being wrapped up in lights
Tachihara: apologies, but it had to be done
Tecchou: *pats Jouno's arm, smiling a little*
Jouno: *calms down, smiling back at him*
YOU ARE READING
BSD Scenarios
FanfictionAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022
