Kunikida: *sitting on the agency's sofa and writing some things down*
Dazai: *sitting very close to Kunikida and watching him write*
Chuuya: *appears out of nowhere, kicks down the door, and then notices how close Kunikida and Dazai are sitting next to each other* What the heck are you doing, mackerel?!
Yosano: *appears next to Chuuya and grins evilly* Kunikida.
Kunikida: *processes what Yosano said and then turns into a human tomato*
Dazai: *smirks*
Chuuya: *cracks up* You're hilarious, Yosano.
Yosano: *grins* why thank you, I sure do try. *flips her hair*
Kunikida: ... *still a human tomato*
Dazai: *looks at Kunikida* Aww you're so adorable!
Kunikida: *covers face*
Dazai: Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiidddddaaaaaaaa...
Kunikida: *muffled voice* What?
Dazai: *removes Kunikida's hands from his face and looks at him with a smile*
Kunikida: *looks at Dazai and smiles back*
Chuuya: Get a room, you two.
Kunikida: *becomes embarrassed all over again*
Dazai: Get your mind out of the gutter, shortie.
Chuuya: *scowls*
Dazai: *scowls back* How dare you guys embarrass Kunikida like this? He's the best person in the world and doesn't deserve that treatment.
Yosano: *shrugs* Not our fault he makes it so easy.
Chuuya: This isn't directed at you, Kunikida. It's more directed at Dazai. *glares at Dazai* You're asking for it whenever you openly flirt in front of everyone.
Kunikida: ...
Dazai: Oh hush. I'm just letting Kunikida know I love him.
Chuuya: At this point, he could see it even if he was blind.
Dazai: Then that means I'm doing a good job.
Yosano: You actually do a job? Could've fooled me.
Dazai: Rude.
Yosano: I'm just being honest.
Dazai: But you're always so mean about it.
Yosano: Because you're annoying.
Kunikida: Alright Yosano, you don't need to be mean to him.
Dazai: Kunikida! You're my hero!
Kunikida: *still a little embarrassed*
Yosano: You actually used to agree with me. What a shame.
Dazai: Well, now he loves me so he's stopped agreeing with you.
Chuuya: He also used to meet up with me and complain about you.
Dazai: He probably didn't have as much to say as you. You're the one who hates me, after all.
Chuuya: That's true.
Dazai: Well, you didn't have to agree with me.
Chuuya: Yeah, I did.
Dazai: At least I don't embarrass Kunikida in bad ways.
Chuuya: At least I don't talk about his screaming.
Dazai: It's not weird to comment on your boyfriend's screaming.
Chuuya: Yeah, it is.
Dazai: You're only saying that because I'm the one who's making the comment.
Chuuya: Yeah.
Kunikida: *sighs and watches Dazai and Chuuya argue back and forth*
Dazai: *sits super close to Kunikida again*
Kunikida: *blushes*
Chuuya and Yosano: Get a room, you two.
Kunikida: *becomes a full-on tomato at this point*
Dazai: *sighs* Can you two stop? Kunikida really doesn't deserve this.
Yosano: I would, but this is too fun.
Kunikida: You're so mean.
Yosano: Says the one who won't let me give him a checkup.
Kunikida: I don't need one.
Yosano: Yes, you do.
Kunikida: *sighs*
Chuuya: *looks at Yosano* They're a stubborn bunch, aren't they?
Yosano: *shakes head and rolls eyes* Tell me about it.
Dazai: I can hear you.
Chuuya: Good.
Yosano: I guess that's why they're so perfect for each other. They're both so stubborn.
Kunikida and Dazai: *sigh*
Chuuya: They should go get a room and be stubborn together.
Yosano: I know right?
Dazai: Y'know shortie, one of these days we'll actually take your advice.
Kunikida: *becomes a human tomato again*
Yosano: Congrats, Dazai. You embarrassed your boyfriend.
Dazai: You guys did it first.
Yosano: Making excuses, are we? Tsk tsk.
Chuuya: Wow, Dazai. Shame on you.
Dazai: *scowls*
Kunikida: ...
Dazai: *turns to Kunikida* I'm sorry.
Kunikida: It's ok.
Dazai: *smiles*
Kunikida: *pats Dazai's head*
Dazai: *keeps smiling*
Chuuya: O-M-G. Get. A. Room. You. Two.
Dazai: *glares at Chuuya* Get. Your. Mind. Out. Of. The. Gutter. Shortie.
Kunikida: *still embarrassed and decides to just leave the room at this point*
Dazai: Kuuuunniiiikkiiiiiddddaaaaaa! Wait for me! *runs after him*
Chuuya: *snickers* Looks like they finally took my advice and got a room.
Yosano: Success!
Both of them: *high-five*
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BSD Scenarios
FanfictionAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022
