Chuuya: *sitting on the couch and thinking*
Q: *sneaks up behind him* BOO!
Chuuya: *jumps and screams*
Q: *giggles*
Chuuya: *shakes head* You mischievous child.
Q: *grins proudly* Yep, that is me.
Chuuya: *laughs*
Q: Anyways, whatcha doing? You looked like you were in pretty deep thought.
Chuuya: I was until you scared me.
Q: *giggles again* Sorry.
Chuuya: It's cool. I'm assuming you want to know what I was thinking about?
Q: *nods*
Chuuya: I was trying to think up nicknames for everyone.
Q: Ooo, sounds interesting.
Chuuya: Thanks.
Q: What would mine be?
Chuuya: I mean, sometimes I call you Yu, but I'm sure I could think of something else, too.
Q: Perfect!
Akutagawa: *walks by, notices Chuuya and Q, and walks over to them* Hey, guys.
Chuuya: Hi, Ryu!
Akutagawa: *blushes a little*
Chuuya: *laughs a little* What, you don't like the nickname?
Akutagawa: No, I love it.
Chuuya: *smiles*
Akutagawa: *smiles back*
Chuuya: Now I need to think of nicknames for everyone else.
Q: Can we help?
Chuuya: Yes, definitely, absolutely.
Akutagawa: Awesome.
Chuuya: Let's see...so far I have Scary Doctor, Stupid Annoying Mackerel, Professional Planner and Overthinker, and...Mother Mother Fanboy.
Akutagawa and Q: *start laughing*
Chuuya: I'm glad y'all like them. I worked very hard on them.
Q: You should use Dazai's nickname on him next time you see him.
Akutagawa: That and the super long full name you use every time he makes you mad.
Chuuya: *nods* Great idea. I'll definitely be doing that.
Akutagawa: Lemme guess, Mother Mother Fanboy is the weretiger?
Chuuya: Affirmative.
Akutagawa: I like it.
Chuuya: *grins*
Q: And Professional Planner and Overthinker is...hmmm, whoever could it be?
Akutagawa: I know, right? Who on earth would ever fall under those categories?
Chuuya: Beats me. I have no idea. I just randomly gave out a nickname.
All 3: *laugh*
Q: In all seriousness, that's a great nickname.
Chuuya: Gracias.
Q: De nada.
Chuuya: Alrighty, there's also Lord of Snacks, Country Boy, Scary Doctor's Bestie, Weird Siblings, and Cat Man.
Akutagawa: Those are all so on point.
Q: For sure.
Chuuya: *grins*
Akutagawa: Are you going to come up with nicknames for everyone here?
Chuuya: Indeed I am. To start, I'll be calling myself Wine-Loving Fashionista.
Akutagawa and Q: Perfect.
Chuuya: Why, thank you. Now, *points at Akutagawa* I'm going to call you The Best Person Ever.
Akutagawa: *blushes*
Q: *notices and snickers*
Akutagawa: Q, why...?
Q: *smiles* Yes.
Chuuya: Sorry, Akutagawa. I didn't mean to embarrass you. But I really do think you're the best.
Akutagawa: Thanks.
Chuuya: You're welcome. *glances at Q* And you're the Kid With The Doll.
Q: *grins* I like it!
Chuuya: *smiles back* Perfect.
Akutagawa: Q, something tells me that we got the best nicknames out of everyone.
Q: I agree.
Chuuya: *thinking out loud* Let's see...there's also Crazy Lemon Dude, Silent But Deadly Assassin, Bandage Boy, Grandpa, Simp, and Horrible Boss.
Akutagawa and Q: *crack up laughing*
Q: Chuuya, you did not have to do Higuchi like that. *still cracking up*
Chuuya: Yes, I did. *laughs*
Akutagawa: I will agree with that last one, though.
Chuuya: Oh, for sure. I think we all can.
Q: *nods*
Akutagawa: Got nicknames for anyone else?
Chuuya: Hmmm... *thinks about it* ah yes! I do.
Akutagawa and Q: *listen eagerly*
Chuuya: There's also Mr. Rich Guy, Quiet Secretary, Creepy Redhead...
Q: And Evil Grape Boy.
Akutagawa: And Annoying Priest.
Chuuya: *nods* And Shy Raccoon Owner, Mom Of The Guild, Insomniac, Whale Man, and Imaginary Friend Ability Person.
Akutagawa and Q: Perfection.
Chuuya: *takes a bow* Why thank you, my dear people.
Q: Got any more?
Chuuya: *grins* As a matter of fact, yes. A few more.
Akutagawa: Please do share, my dear Chu.
Chuuya: *blushes a little*
Q: *starts snickering*
Chuuya: Hush, child. This is no laughing matter.
Q: Yes, it is. *keeps laughing*
Akutagawa: *also laughs a little* Sorry, Chuuya.
Chuuya: It's all good.
Q: *stops laughing*
Chuuya: So, you guys wanted the last few nicknames I have for a few people?
Akutagawa and Q: *nod*
Chuuya: Alrighty. Russian Rat, Crazy Clown, and Casino Owner.
Q: This...this is beautiful.
Akutagawa: It is.
Chuuya: Thanks! *begins to write down all the nicknames* There. Perfect.
Q: *notices Chuuya writing* Kunikida, is that you?
Akutagawa: *laughs*
Chuuya: *laughs* I admit I might've sorta picked up that habit from him.
Q: *also laughs* I can see that.
Chuuya: I can't wait to put all these nicknames to good use. *grins mischievously*
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BSD Scenarios
FanfictionAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022
