(A/N: this was inspired by a very weird c.ai interaction plus a conversation with Venti_Vented. It's very random, so enjoy)
Jouno: *glaring in the direction of an apple* you...
The apple: *does nothing because...well, it's an apple*
Jouno: you will pay for your misdeeds... *glaring at it and raising his sword*
The apple: *still does nothing*
Tecchou: *walks by and notices what's going on, then walks over* uh...Jouno?
Jouno: *still glaring in the direction of the apple* yes, Tecchou?
Tecchou: ...what are you doing?
Jouno: I'm fighting an apple, can't you see?
Tecchou: what did the apple do to you?
Jouno: *looks traumatized* everything...
Tecchou: *raises an eyebrow* well in that case...I'm sorry for all the trauma the apple caused you *pats Jouno's arm*
Jouno: *smiles a little* thank you
Tecchou: *smiles back* of course. just looking out for my dear Jojo, after all
Jouno: *smiles a little more*
Tecchou: *pats his arm again*
Jouno: now...the apple must die... *raises his sword again*
Tecchou: it wasn't alive in the first place
Jouno: that's besides the point
Tecchou: what...?
Jouno: it's the principle of the thing
Tecchou: okkkaaaaayyyyyy...
Jouno: don't question it. this apple has done many horrible things. it makes me look like an angel
Tecchou: you are one
Jouno: while that's sweet and all, I'm really not
Tecchou: you are in my eyes, my dear
Jouno: i- hey! no flirting! I'm trying to murder this apple. don't distract me >:(
Tecchou: *laughs* sorry
Jouno: you're forgiven. and as a result, I shall bring us all to justice by disposing if this evil little poisonous fruit *ready to slice the apple*
Tecchou: *walks over and picks it up before he can*
Jouno: *charges towards the apple only to find that it's no longer there* ...Tecchou, did you take it?
Tecchou: yeah! I figured I could do you a favor and get it away from you. and then maybe also use it for some sort of combination
Jouno: I'm scared already
Tecchou: I'll have you know my combinations are great
Jouno: ...
Tecchou: sooooo I'll be taking it if you don't mind!
Jouno: be my guest
Tecchou: *picks up the apple* this'll look delicious with some tomato sauce
Jouno: TECCHOU, YOU HEATHEN!
Tecchou: what? they're the same color
Jouno: ...how did I ever fall for you?
Tecchou: because you seem to like me despite my weird tendencies to combine foods that don't go together
Jouno: ...yeah, fair point
Tecchou: now then. I shall consume this apple and put your worries to rest
Jouno: *smiles a little*
Tecchou: *smiles back before eating the apple*
YOU ARE READING
BSD Scenarios
FanfictionAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022
