*Yosano is just sitting in her office one day, bored out of her mind because no one has needed checkups yet today*
Atsushi: *walks in* Hi, Dr. Yosano!
Yosano: Oh hey, kid...
Atsushi: *looks closer at her* Is...everything ok?
Yosano: *sarcastically* Yep...couldn't be better.
Atsushi: Ok, what's up?
Yosano: *looks defeated* No one's needed a checkup today so I'm bored.
Atsushi: Oh...that's unfortunate.
Yosano: That's what I'm saying! Man, if only Kunikida still had amnesia...at least then I'd have someone to operate on.
Dazai: *walking by and hears that, so he enters Yosano's office* YOSANO! THAT IS SO MEAN TO SAY! HOW COULD YOU WISH SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE?! EVERYTHING WENT WRONG WHEN KUNIKIDA HAD AMNESIA!
Yosano: *sighs* Not you again.
Dazai: Hate to break it to you, doc, but the thing is, I do work here, believe it or not.
Yosano: Could've fooled me.
Dazai: Ouch.
Atsushi: Hi, Mr. Dazai!
Dazai: Atsushi! Nice to see you. *looks at Yosano again* care to explain why you said you wished Kunikida still had amnesia?
Yosano: Because I'm bored! No one here has needed a checkup today and now I'm bored out of my mind. I need someone to operate on.
Dazai: What if he'd heard you?!
Kunikida: *standing in the doorway* Oh, I did.
Yosano: *freezes* Kunikida...
Dazai: *cringes* Uh-oh...
Atsushi: This isn't good...
Kunikida: *looks her right in the eyes* I had no idea you felt that way, but that's good to know. It's great to hear that you wish I hadn't gotten my memory back because you miss being able to easily give someone a checkup. That tells me everything I need to know. *Turns to walk away*
Atsushi: Mr. Kunikida!
Yosano: Kunikida, wait...
Kunikida: *keeps walking away*
Dazai: *sighs* Nice going, doc.
Atsushi: Yeah...that wasn't the best thing to say.
Yosano: *feeling guilty* I know, I know...
Dazai: Kuuuunnnniiiiikkkkiiiiiiiiddaaaaaa, come back! *Starts to run after Kunikida*
Kunikida: *leaves the building*
Dazai: Kunikida, slow down! *still running after him*
Kunikida: *just keeps walking away*
Dazai: *runs some more and then finally catches up with Kunikida*
Kunikida: *silently looks at Dazai*
Dazai: I'm sorry she said that...
Kunikida: She's the one who should be sorry...but I doubt she is. It's like all she cares about is having someone to operate on. *Continues to walk away*
Dazai: I wish I could say you're wrong, but I'm starting to believe it myself. *Follows Kunikida*
Kunikida: See?
Dazai: *nods reluctantly*
Kunikida: *sits down and sighs* I always knew I wasn't too high on her like list, but I didn't expect that...
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BSD Scenarios
FanfictionAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022
