(A/N: so this really feels like a walk down memory lane since I'm doing an alternate version of a two-parter chapter in my first Kunikidazai fanfic, which was my second fanfic overall. I still can't believe it's been months since I wrote it. That honestly feels like a lifetime ago and now I'm feeling nostalgic. Anyways, this was inspired by a conversation with a friend so I hope y'all enjoy this little bit of crack!)
Chuuya and Kunikida: *sitting in a bar*
Kunikida: *leaning over on the table with his head buried in his arms*
Chuuya: Dude, you good?
Kunikida: *looks up and forces a smile* Yes. Never better...
Chuuya: *skeptical look* Are you sure about that?
Kunikida: Yes.
Chuuya: I don't believe you.
Kunikida: ...Am I that easy to read?
Chuuya: I think the answer speaks for itself.
Kunikida: ...
Chuuya: Now, what's up?
Kunikida: It's about Dazai.
Chuuya: Is that so? *smirks*
Kunikida: Yes. Hey, what's that look for?!
Chuuya: Oh, nothing.
Kunikida: Right...anyways, the strangest thing happened earlier. I wasn't mad at Dazai for once.
Chuuya: *jaw drops*
Kunikida: I know, I know, it's really shocking.
Chuuya: *nods to himself* I see. Interesting...
Kunikida: *watches Chuuya*
Chuuya: *looks back at Kunikida after awhile* I think I've figured it out.
Kunikida: What is it? *takes a sip of his drink*
Chuuya: I bet you like Dazai.
Kunikida: *gets shocked and accidentally spits out his drink all over Chuuya*
Chuuya: Dude! Warn me when you're gonna do that! You did NOT just spit out your drink all over my PERFECTLY JUST-WASHED CLOTHES! *begins to dry himself off*
Kunikida: Sorry...
Chuuya: Eh, it's fine. And anyways, I could be wrong. That's just the vibe I'm picking up from what's going on here.
Kunikida: ...That's definitely not it. Nope. Never. No way. Absolutely not. Never. Ever. Ever.
Chuuya: Your very insistent denial isn't helping your case, buddy. Just saying.
Kunikida: Sure, it is.
Chuuya: Not really.
Kunikida: I do NOT like Dazai!
Chuuya: And I do NOT believe you.
Kunikida: *scowls* You never do.
Chuuya: *shrugs* Not my fault you're the worst liar ever.
Kunikida: Gee, thanks.
Chuuya: I'm not saying it's a bad thing, though!
Kunikida: Well, thanks.
Chuuya: Now, let's talk about Dazai some more.
Kunikida: Do we have to...?
Chuuya: Yes.
Kunikida: Fine...
Chuuya: Great. I've noticed how you always defend him whenever I or someone at the agency teases him.
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BSD Scenarios
FanficAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022
