BSD Scenarios

Sibling Bonding 101

Chuuya: *particularly angry at Dazai for who-knows-why and screams very loudly as a result*

Akutagawa: *walks into the room* Jeez Chuuya! Was that necessary? Are you trying to deafen the whole Mafia?

Chuuya: Oh hey, Akutagawa. Sorry about that...I'm just pissed at the waste of bandages again. And of course not, I couldn't in good conscience deafen my coworkers. I'm pretty sure that would be grounds for firing.

Akutagawa: Understandable. What'd he do this time?

Chuuya: he sent me a stupid note insulting my fashion taste.

Akutagawa: *looks appalled* HE WHAT NOW?!

Chuuya: Right?! That's what I'm saying!

Q: *enters the room next* hey guys, whatcha doing?

Chuuya: Hey Q! I'm just ranting about the mackerel, nothing new here.

Q: Yeah, that's not surprising. But it's understandable.

Chuuya: Glad we're all in agreement.

Akutagawa: If only there was something we could do to prevent him from ever bothering us again...

Q: I know, right?

Chuuya: At least he doesn't work here anymore. I don't know what I'd do if he still did.

Akutagawa: Probably die of frustration, which would not be good at all.

Chuuya: Yeah, I'd probably do that, so I'm glad he's gone. The second happiest day of my life was when he finally left once and for all. Shame he couldn't just get out of my life completely, though.

Akutagawa: What was the first?

Chuuya: The day I helped you realize Dazai was never worth it and you started to realize you deserve better and you finally told Dazai off for everything he ever did to you. I'd never been more proud of someone.

Akutagawa: Aww Chuuya...

Q: Chuuya's being more open and we're here for it!

Chuuya: *looks away due to embarrassment* Yeah yeah...whatever...

Akutagawa: *high-fives Q upon seeing that* yes, yes we are.

Q: Chuuya's big brother side is really showing.

Akutagawa: It is, and we love to see it.

Chuuya: *looks back at them* Wait...you guys planned that, didn't you? Are you trying to put me on the spot?

Q: What? Nah.

Akutagawa: Of course not.

Chuuya: Mhm...anyways. as I was saying, let it be known that the mackerel sucks! I can't believe Kunikida actually likes him...that poor, unfortunate, misguided soul.

Akutagawa: I feel for that man.

Q: Ditto.

Chuuya: Eh, maybe Dazai's better to him. I can only hope that's the case, cause no one deserves the waste of bandages's annoyances, especially not Kunikida, and unfortunately he's dealt with it many times since he became partners with Dazai.

Akutagawa and Q: Agreed.

Chuuya: So...Q, I'm assuming you're curious as to why I'm mad at Dazai this time?

Q: There's a specific reason? I kinda just assumed you were just mad at him as always.

Chuuya: Well, that's a fair assumption. I never really do stop being mad at him. But yes, there's a specific reason this time.