NightBear15 I recently got into the habit of incorrect quoting
And please take these cus i wanna make you smile
Sunny: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
Sunny: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.
Night: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Night: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
Sunny:I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
Sunny, after seeing a kid climb the walls: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
Night: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our house?
Sunny: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
Sunny, barging in: Syphilis!
Night:
Sunny:
Night: Pardon?
Sunny: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Night: Sleeping is nice.
Sunny: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.
Night: The stars are so beautiful...
Sunny: They're just giant balls of gas.
Night: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Sunny: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Night: Oh...
Night: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Sunny: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Night: Holy moly-
Sunny, to Night: We had a date!
Sunny: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
Sunny: I feel like doing something stupid.
Night: I'm stupid, do me.
Night: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Sunny: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Night: I said within reason, Sunny. How about I murder that guy?
Sunny: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Night: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Night: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Sunny: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Night: Did it hurt when you fell-
Sunny: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Night: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Sunny: ...
Night: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Sunny: You have to apologize to them Night.
Night: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
Night: I like your new pants!
Sunny: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Night: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Sunny: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Night: Thats's... not what I meant.
Sunny: That's a terrible way to run a business, Night.
Sunny: Night, you love me, right?
Night: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
Sunny: I ate glitter glue
3 years ago:
Sunny, sweating: Night, there's something I need to ask you-
Night: Finally! You're proposing!
Sunny: How'd you know?
Night: Sunny, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Night: I even picked it up once.
YOU ARE READING
Galaxy Fam
RandomA small book featuring the lives of a silly blond boy, a 17-year-old sweetheart, a six year old chaos child and their toddler aged sister and their parents
