Cyrus: OK so since we can't wear our actual Halloween costumes to school I decided that I'm gonna dress up as a penis
Hunter: i'm gonna dress up as Will Rya- WHAT??
Cyrus: yeah I found an inflatable penis costume
Hunter: oh for fucks sake.. MAMA!
Night: hey honey, what's up?
Hunter: well you know how you said we could dress up for Halloween at school but we can't wear our actual Halloween costumes?
Night: mhm. I'm going to the daycare dressed as Chili while Riley's going to daycare as Bingo.
Hunter: Cyrus wants to go to school dressed as a penis
Night: CYRUS ORION!
Cyrus:You've reached the office of supreme genius how may I help you?
Night: boy I swear if you go to school dressed like that-
Cyrus: are you going to kick my ass?
Night: do not get smart with me
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Galaxy Fam
DiversosA small book featuring the lives of a silly blond boy, a 17-year-old sweetheart, a six year old chaos child and their toddler aged sister and their parents
