Sunny : Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?
Moon: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Sunny : Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.
Sunny : Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Moon: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
Sunny , tending to Moon's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Moon: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Sunny : Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Moon: Killed without hesitation.
Sunny : No.
Sunny : Hey Moon can I get a sip of your water?
Moon: It's not water.
Sunny : Vodka, I like your style!
Moon: It's vinegar.
Sunny : Wh-Wha-
Moon: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Sunny , watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Moon: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Sunny : This is such a bad idea.
Moon: Then why are you coming along?
Sunny : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Galaxy Fam
RandomA small book featuring the lives of a silly blond boy, a 17-year-old sweetheart, a six year old chaos child and their toddler aged sister and their parents
