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After getting trapped in the human world, Hunter, Amity, Willow and Gus must adjust to their new lifestyle. They all struggle, but none more than Hunter, who was still adjusting to losing everythi...
SPOILERS UP AHEAD I was just rewatching All In (as you do) and I now understand. I have seen every equation. The reason Marcy's dad got a new job out of state WAS HER KARMA FOR THROWING A FUCKING PUPPY 😡 (All In, Season 3, Episode 17, 00:35)
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LIKE WHAT!??!?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LOVEABLE INNOCENT NERD CHILD 😭
Ok now back to the owl house
Sorry this update is so late oml ;0;
I won't be uploading a new chapter until either Friday night or Saturday bc I have music camp on Wednesday🎉🎻
I'll try and post another chapter tonight or just make this one extra long
I am going to try and sneak my phone in, but I won't have any data 😭
Anyways enjoy the drama~~~~ 😈
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Lilly Phillip?
Phillip Yep that's me. Ur Lilly?
Lilly Yeah
Phillip Proof? These are some top secret plans we're discussing.
Lilly If I really had been someone else, that's kind of suspicious of you to say
Phillip Touché 👌
Lilly Ah yes A severed hand
Phillip What
Lilly Uhm anyway what's the plan
Phillip Ok on Friday night, there's huge spring formal going on at 6, it's kinda like prom
Willow scrunched up her eyebrows for a minute and began to correct Phillip, before suddenly remembering that the human world didn't have grom.
Phew, that was close. She thought, having a small mental freak out, before replying with
Lilly Oh cool
Phillip Priah was gushing about how she's going to ask Hunter to it all through fifth period music.
Willow felt her heart drop to her stomach, even though she knew that's exactly what she would do. Priah was allowed to ask her boyfriend to grom- or prom, but she wasn't allowed to ask Hunter.
Lilly What does that have to do with anything?
Phillip Oh it has to do with everything The Spring Formal is how we're going to pry them apart
Lilly Yep you sound psychotic
Phillip 😈
Lilly Ok we're getting sidetracked
Phillip That's your fault
Lilly Is not
Phillip Is too
Lilly Ur LITERALLY getting sidetracked RN
Phillip No u
This contact has blocked your number.
Phillip Ok Jesus I'm sorry
Willow just waited 70 seconds before unblocking Phillip with a smirk.
Lilly Want to tell me the plan now?
Phillip Fine So there are four stages Stage 1: You try to talk with Caleb before Priah asks him out. Tell him how lame school dances are and just go overboard basically trashing it until he just flat out decides not go. Meanwhile, I'll be really building it up for Priah, hyping her up, but while also giving her bad tips for her promposal to Caleb
Lilly Ok sounds good so far Easy enough
Phillip Stage 2: Priah promposes to Caleb and it goes horribly wrong. Priah is heartbroken and finds comfort in me, while you reassure Caleb that she was just a bad girlfriend and then it's all happily ever after.
Lilly Broski that's only two stages Don't you take extension maths 🤨
Phillip STAGE 3: If the promposal goes well, and Caleb does end up going to the dance with Priah, we try to make them cancel. Cut up Caleb's suit, or whatever he's planning on wearing, the night before. Pour gasoline over his bouquet for Priah and burn it to death
Lilly Ok your leaning back into psychotic a bit there, hon
Phillip Whatever And finally, God stage, stage four: after the failed night, give each of them a fake note in their locker, saying something that could either spark an argument between them, or make them ignore each other. Then we comfort them and slowly grow closer and then bam- I'll kiss Priah and convince her to break up with blondie
Willow read it all through again and then again.
Lilly Wow... this is like super thought through
Phillip Ikr I've been planning it for five hours straight 😈
Lilly Okie dokie then Should we initiate stage 1?
Phillip Yes
Lilly Ok then.
Willow deleted Phillips contact, just in case Luz checked her messages. She had a pretty good memory and had memorised his email.
She then clicked off Luzs phone and left it on her bed, before heading off to find Hunter and initiate stage 1.
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I apologise x100000000 everyone
I just got some really bad news and I'm freaking out
I promise I'll finish this chapter tomorrow I just really don't have the emotional stability rn
I'll give you this because it's been so long, even though it's really small and bad so far
I'm so so sorry that it's taken me 6 days to upload, I've just had a really long and rubbish couple of weeks
