Aja was a normal human, working part time in an aquarium with the axolotls, a newer exhibit. One night she was walking home from work when she runs into the turtles, fighting the Kraang. She tried to help the turtles, despite being confused as hell...
Warning: Aja swears a lot in this chapter, and I kept imagining her wth McGonagall's voice.
I was walking down to the lair with April and Casey, carrying seven pizza boxes between us, with Casey being no help. Apparently Mikey is a pizza glutton, and Casey was a dick.
When we got into the well lit lair, I saw the turtles sitting in a circle. Casey and Apeil went to the kitchen to put six of the pizzas away and to do homework, and I made my way over to the guys, passing Raph the pizza. "What're you doing?" I asked, leaning down. In front of them they had cards with the names, and pictures of mutants.... and the kraang. I have a score to settle with those pea-brained sexdroids.
"We got bored, so Raph thought of the idea to think of insults for bad guys. The only condition is most of the words have to start with the villains first initial." Donnie said. "Ooh, can I try?" I asked, smirking.
"Heh. Let's see what you got, pinkie." Raph said, handing me a card. On it was a plant mutant, apparently named Snake weed. "Well, first off this stinky, slithering son of a satanic, snakey slut looks so badly sunburn that they need surgery to save his sorry, stemmed skin. He's so simple-minded that his mom probably skanked her way into skullfucking a shitfaced drunk scrote before trying to abort him with herbicide!" I used the alliteration perfectly, and when I paused the turtles where shocked.
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Raph snapped out of it first. He applauded my performance before going to write down everything I said. "That was awesome, pinkie!" He said, clapping my back. "Oh, do this one!" Mikey said, handing me another card.
"Baxter, huh?" I paused for a moment. "This brainless bitch ass broad seriously though he'd be a big wig on Broadway, with that bulky, bulbous breaking-at-the-joints bucket barely held together with bolts? More like he's a bigoted beggar, offering blow jobs to every bampot bastard with a boner before choking on their balls and telling them to bugger off!"
"Aja wins!" Mikey said, finally overcoming his shock and raising my hand like I won a wrestling match.
"We're aloud to use these, right?" Raph asked, looking at his notes. "Uh-huh. Just send me videos of their reactions." I replied with a smirk.
