Sliding Doors - 2 (English Version)

Chapter 77

Hero

"I swear, if that's Thyanna I'll kick her out of the house!" I grab the broom and use it as a stick as we approach my bedroom.The screams of enjoyment have not ceased, on the contrary!!!

"It makes me laugh now" snickers Felix.

"I don't! They are on MY FUCKING BED!!!"
He's gone mad! I increase my grip on the broom that I hold firmly above my head, ready to chase away the two unwanted guests.

"Shall I open?" he looks at me hesitantly as he rests his hand on the door handle.

"Hurry up!!! Will you let them finish!!!? Do you feel sorry for them?!?"
I'm losing my patience! I want them out of here. NOW!!!

The door swings open with a creak and the screams get even louder.

"GOD YES, FUCK ME!!!"

"YOU'RE A PIGGY!!! TURN AROUND!!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FROM BEHIND"

"OH YES!!! BIND ME!!!"

"COME HERE!"

I blink quickly, trying to figure out what I'm seeing. They are clearly on my bed, but...

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO?!?" I yell and I almost don't recognise my voice.

They're screaming so loud they can't hear me. Hallucinating.
I look at Felix in disbelief as he bursts out laughing nervously, plugging his mouth.
She is on top of him, moving like a demon.
Her blonde hair hides her face and the half-light of the room doesn't help to recognise faces.

"HEY!!! I'm talking to you!" I move a little closer.
I don't want to see these two naked!They're under my fucking blankets!
I'll have to throw everything away!

The screaming suddenly ceases and the two stop.
She slowly turns around and he opens his eyes wide in fear.

"OH FUCK!" She exclaims.

"ELLA?!?" Felix and I shout almost in unison.

"ELLA?!?" I repeat in a fit of nerves.

I don't believe it! It's not possible!!!

"Oh my God!!!" She clamps her mouth shut with her hand and quickly descends from above him, hiding under the covers.

Fuck, my blankets!!!

"You'll have to have a very convincing explanation before I throw you out of the house like that, naked!!!" I lower the broom and stand in disbelief in front of the bed.

My fucking bed!!! Shit!!!

"Ella what the fuck are you doing here???" Felix seems to wake up from the enchantment he fell into a few seconds ago.

"I... Um..."

"Get dressed and come over there!" I cap my eyes as I catch a glimpse of his bare legs.
His bare, hairy legs.
God this is disgusting!

I'll have to burn the bed along with the sheets!!!

I quickly leave the room and try to breathe. So far I have practically held my breath and now I feel light-headed.

My hiccups have even gone away! Ironic!No way!!! This is absurd!!!
This can't be happening!!!
Tell me this is a joke!!!

I'll burn down the room directly! No, even better: I'll move house!!!

"Um..." Ella enters the room clearing her throat.

Felix and I turn towards the two perverts, remaining silent.
If I spoke now, I'd only have swear words to say!