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Raven's Mammoth Meal (Disposal)

Summary:

Raven is stricken with a sudden, overwhelming hunger, one that can only be satisfied by devouring her friend Beast Boy whole in his most massive animal form before digesting him and dumping him out in a massive mammoth-sized shit.

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Raven had always been vigilant towards the corrupting influence of her demonic father Trigon, so much that she had lowered her guard towards corruptions from within. She awoke in her room in Titan's Tower on a day like any other, besides the ravenous, gnawing hunger in her stomach that became her sole focus from the moment she opened her eyes.

"Ugh, I'm starving," she said in her typically understated way, lowering a hand to her midsection and feeling it rumble mightily beneath her fingers. As she floated out of her room, she could see through the windows that the sun had only just risen, meaning the other Titans were still probably asleep. With any luck, she would be able to get to the kitchen before her more gluttonous comrades got there. Starfire wasn't kidding when she said she had nine stomachs, and Raven felt like she had a few extra empty ones herself.

She opened up the refrigerator door, to find several unopened packs of frozen waffles greeting her from behind a barrier of chilling steam. Something inside of her urged her not to waste any more time, and immediately she took every last one from the fridge. Laying them out before her, she tore open the packaging, extracted the frozen treats from the wreckage of plastic surrounding them and shoved them all in the microwave at once. The door would barely close, and the tray was too weighed down to spin, but Raven wasn't particularly concerned. As soon as she heard the microwave "ding," she extracted the soggy, lukewarm waffles out in two fistfuls, opened her mouth as wide as she could, and crammed them all in, gulping down the pulpy mound after only a few bites. Her throat bulged visibly as it traveled down her esophagus, as did her stomach once it landed there. A modest but noticeable grey foodbaby burgeoned from beneath her robes, which she caressed and prodded at curiously.

She sure looked full, but she still didn't feel full. No, even every last waffle in the Titans' fridge wasn't enough to sate her. She needed something more. Something bigger. Something...worse.

"Hey Raven, what are you doing up so early?" came the familiar voice of Beast Boy, stretching one arm and the tiredness out of his eye with the sleeve of his other. As soon as she laid eyes upon her green skinned friend, she knew that it had to be him. Whatever demon of gluttony that'd taken hold of her could only be satisfied with a live, squirming meal, and Raven couldn't think of a better one than Garfield Logan. The fact that the two were friends was irrelevant to her. Every concern and feeling had exited her mind save for hunger.

What made Beast Boy such ideal prey was his ability to shapeshift into any animal of his choosing. With him, Raven essentially had a buffet laid out before her consisting of every animal on Earth. But which would she choose? Raven already had a few options in mind, and luring someone as trusting as Beast Boy into being her prey would be simple. All she really needed to do was ask.

"Oh, you know, early bird gets the waffle," she said, visibly belching up a few crumbs of her big breakfast.

"Awww, come on!" Gar whined as he was confronted with the empty refrigerator. "Don't tell me you ate them all already!"

"Must've been Cyborg," Raven said, stifling another belch and concealing her bulging belly beneath her robes.

"Anyways, there's something I wanted to ask you," Raven said, drifting over towards Beast Boy until she was very noticeably hovering within his personal space. "You're a vegetarian, huh?" she asked, subtly sniffing the air. Beast Boy had a sort of...earthy scent to him, not unpleasant, but not particularly appetizing either. He was short and scrawny too. If not for the fact that he could turn into a much larger creature, she would've definitely passed him up for one of the more substantial Titans.