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"baby had to fart"

So my dumb ass sister is getting married next month and this weekend we are having a party for everyone that's in the wedding. Me, 2 other dudes and my sister fiancé. Also my sister and 3 of her best friends.

We're all roughly in our mid 20s. Planning to go of for dinner then to a club. But... One of my sisters friends is 8 months heavy pregnant (real beautiful) and had a feeling maybe the club scene wouldn't a great idea.

We all met up first at the restaurant. Fancy 5 stars with great food. We all sat around, ate and talked about the club we were going to hit up. Jennifer (the pregnant one) said in the restaurant that she's going to wait in the car while everyone hits up the club (she was the designated driver for the girls). I too was the DD for the dudes and knew I couldn't drink. If I end up in the club I would end up drinking so it was for the best.

So I told Jen I would hang out with her while everyone hits the club for a few hours. She actually seem happy when I told her that because it seemed like she wanted to chat with me all throughout our dinner.

So when end up dropping everyone at the club and it was just me and Jen for the next 3 hours.

She said "let's get dessert".

I was like wtf, we just had a big dinner and she was still hungry but we had to figure something out to kill time so I said "sure!"

So she already had a spot in mind. A cheese cake shop. I ordered just a slice. Her, a whole fucking cheese cake (holy shit). She picked a seat in the back. We had 3 hours to kill so we got pretty comfortable. Talked. Joked around. Getting to know one another. After an hour later, she cleared her plate. 1 whole cheese cake. Had to be 20 slices.

And then.. Jen put 1 hand on her belly and another one on her seat, arcing her to the side and rips one of the biggest farts I've ever heard, maybe because she had a huge belly. It sounded like someone was punching her seat and good thing no one else was around but I'm sure the people in the kitchen heard it, but she seem like she didn't care, she started to laugh.

I looked at her, (shocked) didn't know what to say and then she says

"baby needed to fart" as she was rubbing her belly.

I was like "huh" and then I start to laugh, I jokingly said;

"so when your baby farts in your belly you fart to?"

She sad, "of course, it needs to go somewhere"

I really don't know much of the situation and told her feel free to fart more if needed! I told her I found it hard to believe when her baby farts in her belly that it leads for her to fart.

So she stood up, walked right up to me and put her massive belly to my ear and said..

"listen, you're going to hear my baby fart in my belly"

My ear is right on her stomach and then a sound of a fart. I look at her belly when it happened. Jen's belly actually rose even bigger like she was going to pop but then Jen blew a massive fart out her butt, while I was rubbing her belly. It actually helped her from exploding.

"you see, baby needed to fart" she happily said.

I'm actually starting to enjoy this and there's still 2 more hours left!

https://www.reddit.com/r/girlfartstories/comments/8ffg7q/baby_had_to_fart/